+.210

The knuckle hair/spelling ability=racism quotient theory has once again been proven correct

Suarez would have asked his wife how to spell every word in the text and then bit her when she didn't reply fast enough

Why does the Randy Jackson impersonator run out into the hall on his hands and knees? Why do I feel that no one in that box was wearing pants?

Of course, Donovan never touched the ball...

Baseball is very strict about no greenies these days

....a substance of uncertain benefits, [MMQB].

Naked Mark Sanchez bounces past, stops, adjusts ponytail, resumes bouncing

I should have published an article on my own Kinja page and etc, but who's mentally equipped for that before noon

I believe the Antichrist is still available