I swear if Michelle Yeoh doesn’t get to wield a bat’leth to fight some Klingons I will riot.

Haven’t you ever seen an old movie? You move to Reno! Then you can be a classy, old school Reno Divorceé.

To paraphrase, “Parenting is struggle, princess. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

This reminds my random mind of a story, where my husband had a ‘friendship’ with a goose who lived in the park-area around his workplace. He named her Gertrude (or Gurty, like the character in ET), and he really liked her. Then, one day, She was out there hanging out with Richard, and my husband was over the moon!…

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

It can be 110°F and I still drink my coffee hot, nothing is going to take my hot coffee from my sweaty melting hands.

When I saw this scene

Oh, thank the gods I just ate lunch or this would’ve sent me scurrying off to Popeyes and therefore out $15...

Is one of the Picts grooving in a cave with several species of small furry animals?

This woman is in Australia. That swords is probably the LEAST deadly thing for a hundred miles.

Mope Diamond

I’d happily swear fealty to a govt of Ravens. All hail our dark feathered overlords.

Did someone say MUTHUR?

“For some reason, this issue of the horrific, reawakened old ones has become a paramount issue for the planet.” President Pence, 2018

She has a line of Ivanka Trump branded oxygen concentrators that have been a huge hit with miners who aren’t being properly protected like they would be in other industrialized nations. Black Lung is the new black.

But real talk: frank ‘n’ beans are amazing. Also, cut up hot dogs in mac and cheese.

Why is it that usually the men get to chat while the wimminses do the child care?

“I’ve seen pictures of women meeting the pope that met the criteria without looking like an extra for The Godfather part 2.”

Well, when your head is as far up your ass as Trump’s is, I imagine it’s difficult to sit down normally.