The same way all Fox News wet dreams end—Sean Hannity listlessly wiping up with a grey gym sock.

Very bad...

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

This is my soundtrack for all news like this.

There are many colleges and universities that aren’t accredited by education groups but are part of a network of Christian schools and they support each other and hire within the network. A “counseling” degree from Bob Jones isn’t worth much in the real world, but it will open doors at Christian based programs and…

My mom died two weeks ago and watching the Anubis story-on Mother’s Day no less- had me weeping like a child.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

But Jesus was there, so it’s cool.

Just sounds like your run-of-the-mill, completely acceptable good Christian relationship that God smiles down upon. /s

I guess the section on ethics is just an asterisk with * See Bible.

If you made a Venn diagram of Christians and Trumpsters, “Dumb White Motherfuckers” would be dead-center.

He makes me think he’s a derpier version of Mathew Perry.

That’s because the plot was stolen, whole and entire, from a movie called Parts: The Clonus Horror (made famous by Mystery Science Theater 3000). That film’s director took Bay to court over it.

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

Woman as Object vs Woman as Person

I know that Martha Jones made exactly that comment in ‘The Shakespeare Code’.

Right? The reason I was drinking gallons of coffee a day was because I was working two jobs, seven days a week, to afford memory care for a parent’s dementia. The depression and dysphoria were not caused by the damned coffee.

It could a typo, and they meant four pots.
Seems more reasonable to me.

Never heard of indulgences then? Or medieval monasteries where wealthy people could pay to have their souls prayed for more? That was the entire basis of the Cluniac system that came to dominate medieval France.

My kingdom to any reporter who can get the man to draw a clock face with hands pointing to the time.