It was heavily implied in <I> The Long, Hot Summer</I> that Anderson’s character, Alan, was gay, and humoring Clara (Woodward) along until she got the message.

Here in WV as well. Turkey is one of the hardest game to hunt. They’re delicious, though. Sooo much better than those terrifying mutant Butterball.

That would require having a Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods anywhere within 200 miles of me, which I don’t. For the two of us, Blue Apron is about the same as the amount of groceries I’d normally purchase, but vastly better quality. I can usually get dinner and lunch for 2 out of each recipe, which I rarely actually…

Things Mr. Handsome understands that Trump doesn’t: gravity, global warming (ask him about the sunny spot,) the importance of keeping one’s dignity, and that Steve Bannon is a rotting pile of suet, and should be covered up with dirt.

They probably didn’t catch it, as the censors were too busy making sure all boobs and buttcracks were obscured by blood. Censorship makes no sense.

It’s a ‘get your attitude right or I will smack the shit out of you when we get home’ threat. In usage: “Dammit, Kayden, you leave Jimmy’s 4-wheeler alone or I swear to God I will jerk a knot in your ass!”

Here in WV the idiom is “jerk a knot in your ass,” which you do not want to hear from any woman you’ve pissed off. I have never heard a man use the phrase, though.

Country music is for drinking brown liquor and lamenting your life choices. No one should be fucking to it.

Rapid weight loss can cause liver failure in cats. Any diet should be approached with patience and care.

When traveling with the husband, I always plan 1 local greasy spoon breakfast place, 1 high-end bistro (and check out the menu in advance to tell him what he can order that he’ll like) and 1-2 Italian joints. He’ll eat anything with cheese and sauce so Italian is his goto.

I order iced tea (unsweetened) in restaurants. It emphatically does not have enough caffeine to be counted as a morning drink. I make my own cold brew and iced coffee for weekends, but for someone who’s up before 5am, it’s coffee—hot— until at least 1pm.

James Comey is the 3-D embodiment of Principal Seymour Skinner. That, up there, is a man who has steamed hams.

There was literally an entire episode of Seinfeld devoted to his hatred of the kiss hello. The whole rule behind the show was “no learning, no hugging.” There’s nothing in his entire body of work that suggests he actually likes other people, so of course he’s not going to hug a complete stranger.

Pink camouflage. It’s a thing. A stupid, stupid thing.

This is seriously a trend here for redneck women in WV, so she might as well cozy up to Charter Arms:

Of course not. Admitting an error would’ve opened him up to a lawsuit.

I went to my GI multiple times, with a history of Crohn’s disease, because I was having consistent wrenching, twisting pain in my intestine, coupled with weight loss and fever. I was brushed off and treated as malingering even though I never asked for pain meds— hell, it didn’t cross my mind.

The descriptions of supper at Dominico’s were food porn, full stop.

Oh, no, he was married with 2 kids at the time. Living the godly path, you know.