I saw the mystery science theater 3000 episode “riding with death, that was 2 episodes of Gemini Man clumped together into a movie.

Hi! Long time reader, commenting for the first time. I guess I should first put up a disclaimer, that I despise Trump and everything that he stands for, and also that Melania is a fool.

Anyone else remember the 1976 Gemini Man TV series?

if i was writing it, mulder would admit a deep secret intense passionate love for scully, and scully would say, ‘well tough, i’m married to idris elba and we’re forming a triad with salma hayek’

I like children — with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Oh I can’t wait for someone to ask me. My response will be “I ate all my kids.”

You have to feel sorry for God. So omnipotent, so omniscient, yet so threatened by any idea that deviates by so much as a hair from orthodoxy. I guess he has an equally grandiose inferiority complex.

There is only one gif that should, nay MUST be used here.

I would pay so much money if Netflix released a MST3K commentary track for all their original shows.

No, parties are where you stand around eyeing the cheese and wondering whether people are judging you for reaching out to grab some for like the fifth time in a couple minutes, while you finish your glass of white wine.

Ugh, his complexion is a thousand percent “bloated corpse in dirty river.”

In my admittedly limited experience, it’s more like living in an older house or an apartment that you really like but that still has stuff wrong with it. Most of the time you can ignore it, but every year for a week or two you will re-notice that the bathroom door hangs crooked and can’t be completely shut all the way…

Agreed, total lies. I’ve kept Mr. Werner for more than two decades, and his inability to avoid dressing like a bohemian vagrant has not once melted away.

Have you ever heard “Java Jive?” Snappy!

Ahh. Coffee songs

Right? I came here to say the same thing. This is the same 30% who still strongly support Trump, are for the Wall, don’t want to pursue the Russia scandal, want to ban abortion, want to keep Muslims out, want to destroy the EPA and hate puppies. Fuck ‘em. They’re the deplorables that Hillary was talking about.

Only one of mine loves me. The other two just yell for food. However, he loves me a little too much. In fact as I am typing this I am reaching over his 19 pound body from an awkward and uncomfortable angle to accommodate his need to sit halfway across my laptop keyboard and my lap. He’s not moving. I tried. He came…

If you can pull clips together of previously recorded people, the correct answer is Claude Rains or George Sanders.

Sebastian Stan looking like an extra from a John Hughes movie.