Working poor in rural communities face difference challenges than working poor in urban communities, but that doesn’t make them any less poor. These houses are not assets with any value for sale by any reasonable measure - these are houses that barely have electricity and running water. Many still have outhouses,…

The best advice I can offer for those wanting to roast garlic:

Always double the amount you need.

Not because different varieties of garlic are stronger or weaker in flavor or heat, or because of clove size - but because that shit is just plain delicious. I’m not going to lie, I ate about half a bulb last night while…

Kingpin is controlling Thanos, and makes him resurrect the Purple Man with the Infinity Gaunlet.

Better.

I also eat cheese at night. I’m talking 3am cheese on crackers. I did this two nights ago and it didn’t even register but I now that I say it out loud it is obviously a problem. I have to stop.

From The Guardian:

Problem is, you have to be cool as hell to pull this off, like Carrie Fisher was. If a night-cheese eating loser like myself did this, it would be nothing but side eye from the two people that showed up to my funeral.

My mom asked me if I was interested in downhill skiing and I told her no. That was how Sonny Bono died.

See, this is why one does not actually SKI. One gets dressed up in the cute ski gear and hangs out at the bar in the lodge, drinking.

Here’s one I made earlier:

Already done. I may have used the phrase “clotty globs of dark cherry jello through which someone has run a wire wisk, but they’re dripping down your thighs” as an example of ACTUAL graphic language related to periods.

You could have just grouped them all under the heading “because I’m a gullible fucking moron”.

I enjoyed Stranger Things but I can’t help being reminded of Audrey II when the Demogorgon rears its ugly head.

Praepitcha Smatsorabudh is the grifter and thief that we need and deserve.

You’re talking about Weyland-Yutani here.

I’m importing my coal from China.

With white-tipped paws so it looks like she’s wearing teeny socks? This is consistent with my information as well.

Excuse you.

Christ people, 83 replies and nobody could be bothered to post this: