...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

I prefer the shark ones that make you look like you’re being eaten.

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…

*Would be a better President than Trump.

After what I just read I find that gif quite comforting.

You know who else had to tell everyone he was smart? Fredo Corleone.

The actor playing Cain is SEX IN BOOTS on Supernatural.

I ONLY BECAME TEAM SAM AFTER MEETING JARED OK? :(

I would give him adjustments he didn’t need. But I’m a perv like that and really just want an excuse to touch him.

I was so confused for a minute there, like why would anyone prefer Sam over Dean? Like, ANYONE.

I can tell you that “Inbred People Playing with Knives, Ends Poorly For the Ginger One” is something that happens around my white family quite often.

Also, if you ever do an article on all the different kinds of ways to make a TG turkey I would be happy to tell you how I Smoke mine. I recently made one for our office TG Potluck and i had people picking the carcass clean.

I misread that as “come hitler stance”

I’d say, based solely on my understanding of demons; (of which I learned from the fine documentary “Supernatural”) is that all of this is the sign of what noted demonologists, Sam and Dean, call the “apocalypse.”

Reading about his decline from Bond villain to middle aged cat lady has been captivating.

Right? Like, a group of nazis carrying on the nazi legacy in some secret bunker, and he’s the Aryan child they grew in a tube to use in their ritual to resurrect the Fuhrer.

Beth, Negan can’t kill hope because he’s a fictional character.

TMI But you asked ... I have Crohn’s but since getting pregnant in July, my poops have stopped being explosive torture bombs.