I left Oklahoma drivin’ in a Pontiac just about to lose my mind. I was goin’ to Arizona maybe on to... any damn place without earthquakes.

I lived in Charleston for a year and I’ve got to say- WV is a flat out beautiful state. But yeah, down on the Mingo road, it feels like you’ve entered a different dimension.

It’s so not fair to the kids. Change the spelling of your own name if you want, but don’t stick your kid with something they’ll have to spell out constantly for the rest of their lives.

It’s spelled “Raymond Luxury Yacht,” but it’s pronounced “Throat Warbler Mangrove.”

My childhood nickname was Dolly and my ENTIRE family (immediate and my giant extended family) exclusively still call me that to this day (I’m 31). I kinda like it though.

I refuse to call liquid rocks wildlife unless they’re inscribing ‘no kill i’ on a cave wall.

maybe Trump is a result of the literal over-abundance of trash in this country - like somewhere there’s a landfill that spontaneously gained sentience and compacted itself into a human shape that now roams the country, slowly converting the entire thing into a giant trash dump.

I was at a farmer’s market last year and spotted this while crossing the street. Immediately gave me chills.

Also, pasta is like... not the dish to get someone laid. It’s the dish for late-night cuddling on the couch while you watch TV.

I thought for sure it would be puttanesca

I am so half and half on the mini series. Part of it is truly scary and parts are just awful. For example, I find the fortune cookie scene scary in the book and just downright silly in the movie.

The only coupons I use are from Kroger. They mail me a pack of a couple dozen, based on my past purchases. Plus, the pack includes generic ones like “bakery” or “produce dept”.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

Why did Sesame Street send out a blank tweet?

Pestilence? Death, war? The other one?

How are you at drawing clocks?

I...don’t understand how you can just expect your parents to watch your kid for free. Or if they do it, that they ask not to after awhile. We were always in daycare or with baby sitters until we were old enough to be home alone.

I’m a tiny woman and am often infantilized, or considered ‘too delicate’, or cute, or young, or weak. People who get to know me will all tell me how shocking it was when they realized I’m stoic and ‘scary’ because I’m ‘so little and cute’.