Counterpoint: sex is gross and not fun. Its messy, anxious and overrated, everybody should just be sexless friends.

Our strategy was to not have kids.

This has been my favorite internet picture circulating:

His favorite band is The Replacements, so that's pretty cool too.

Right and wrong matter... UNLESS YOU ARE KILLING WOMEN IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA IN THE LATE 60s, AMIRITE TED!?

It makes sense that fear and pain would impress your herd of hippocampus seahorses deeply, because remembering moments of fear and pain can save your life later.

I am SO SAD that this is the closest I could find to a gif of her pulling out her gum and handing it to Buffy... but I think it’s still pretty close.

Brain! Brain! What is brain!?!?!

*Trump steps up and starts bloviating*

Welcome to Ohio. Make sure when the ascension happens and trump turns into a giant snake, you don’t get eaten.

nah I find that unlikely that they thought this was funny. More like the many many people that work for the convention center and media outlets that were there plus random security companies had someone who thought it would be funny or just like Colbert enough to let him through.

Sounds more like he’s a citizen of the Republic of Gilead to me.

I’ve never had an abortion. I’ve *knock on wood* never been pregnant.

No. It is in fact, war profiteer and criminal con man...

That’s what I love about Gunslingers. I get older, but they stay the same age. Alright, alright.

This is who we are.

Y’all. Y’ALL. KROGER CARD. DO IT. GET IT NOW.

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

Sure; part of my discomfort, though, was feeling like I was being dismissed for being a white guy. Two things I believe are true about that reaction: 1) it is a very common reaction for white men to feel attacked when it is pointed out that our problems are very often not the result of systemic concerns and in fact we…

Meh. It wouldn’t be the real McCoy, anyway.