tfw you hope a baby animal has been abandoned so you can be it’s mommy now

That’s funny. Many of us who have cats express frustration at their haughty superiority and even hostility toward them. And then, at the end of the paragraph, we always say how we love to have them in our lives.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

My cat unrolls the toilet paper when it’s over, but not when it’s under. She only rolls it in the one direction.

There are definitely times for Under. Namely, if you have children or cats.

I related to more of this than I feel comfortable with, to be honest. These are hard things to admit or say, even to one’s self.

This is an excellent point. Grits are more commonly eaten in the Deep South. I grew up in SW Virginia and grits were not something we ate. It just wasn’t as common. I bet Mama Judd could make some red eye gravy that would make you slap your Grandmama. The food in the Blue Ridge/Applachians is WAY different than other…

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

That show and Space Ghost were both so terrible but darnit I watched every single one that came on.

My boobs are TOO SMALL for these. It’s such a bummer. I mean, I CAN wear them, but I just look super flat-chested. I am not a fan of padding, but I really need the structure and shaping of a regular bra.
I used to be a full B cup, but after having and nursing 2 babies (and being skinnier than before kids... don’t hate…

RIGHT?

Good. Asking questions is good.

First of all there is no golden path for mothers at work. It’s not a rose garden.

They’re gonna need a bigger hallway.

Well if it's missin' bodies yer lookin' for, I saw a herd of walkers a while back.

Neither did Trump’s mother, unfortunately.

the title is so confusing- handstand =/= headstand, and handstands are imho definitely worse

Singing Harry Dean Stanton is the best Harry Dean Stanton.

Every time I see Harry Dean Stanton in a movie, I recall him being in the classic Cool Hand Luke