It looks like what happens when I try to remove a sweaty sports bra.

And it was a relationship based in violence. Buffy beat the shit out of Spike on a regular basis, and the first time they had sex was in the middle of a fight. It was a deeply damaging relationship for both of them. In Spike’s worldview, no was generally ignored unless the person saying no had the ability to kill him.

Have you lost anyone really, really close? Because listing his shortcomings seems like a great way to make him feel guilty about stupid shit that doesn’t matter because he’s just lost his wife.

Well, outside of poisoning (literally) some of his most devoted followers? Not a damned thing.

It’s what I was wearing in WV in the late 80s and early 90s, with the bad denim and indifferently-sized camouflage, because it was insulated and mud season lasts 6 months. So if he’s going for throwback-hillbilly, he nailed it.

TBF, the Irish vampire in Preacher is much better at it than Angel, probably because he is actually Irish. Ruth Negga’s character is balls-out awesome.

I couldn’t get past the up-talk and the lack of direction. It felt like I’d fallen into a conversation between 2 twenty-year-olds hopped up on frappucinos.

You’re daft.

I honestly can’t remember, but I do know that he washed the bodies afterward to stage them and that precluded DNA testing.

Exactly. He can’t control his impulses. Sure, Paul would fall into the “organized killer” category, in that he’s not delusional, plans his crimes and knows the difference between right and wrong, but it’s clear he’s deeply, irrevocably damaged. His facade can only hold for limited amounts of time.

Been there, done that.

Well, there is precedent. Although I think Gillian Anderson is hotter than both of them.

He’s way more attractive with a beard, chest hair and as a creepy-ass serial killer. The only way I’ll watch these movies is if they do, indeed, become a prequel to the Fall and he accidentally strangles whatsername and discovers he likes killing more than sad kink.

Kate MacKinnon better narrate the audiobook.

You probably shouldn’t reference a much better song (or artist) in your own.

Most of Kris Kristofferson’s lyrics are pretty bleak. Considering he wrote “freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose,” the fact that ‘Sunday Morning Coming Down’ is more depressing is impressive.

The only time I’ve ever looked at my husband like that was when I was very stoned and he brought home Crazy Bread.

Can we trap him on the D.C. metro escalators? Those things are vertigo-inducing AND might grab his floppy, flappy clothing.

I’ve been an acolyte since her boxy JC Penney pantsuit days, but DI Stella Gibson is the queen.