I’m an only child of parents who were 2nd kids of large families. I got attention, sure, but it was just as much scrutiny as adoration. Only children also don’t get to split the chores, and there weren’t any gendered tasks in

A lost opportunity for Hannibal’s dinner table.

I spent $48, not including the hot-fudge cake from DQ after. Why? Because it was either elope and get it over with or have a crazy Jehovah’s Witness wedding with 300 people. I am an atheist, and a cheap one.

Hannibal, the show determined to break your heart and eat your liver.

T:SCC hit the jackpot in Lena Headey as Sarah. She was paranoid, sardonic, and a stone-cold BAMF. Sarah’s relationship with the TX Cameron was probably the most interesting part of the show.

As a pbs devotee, I was quite distressed to have gadabout Tristan Farnon replace Tom Baker as the Doctor. 4 will always be my first and favorite, despite 10’s concerted effort to get into my heart through my pants region.

Because the precious me time in bed is devoted to sleeping. When I fantasize, I fantasize about sleep. Sex— single or double— does not make sleep happen for me.

And you’re missing my point, which is that you’re being rude and immature when you stare at someone, regardless of the reason. So don’t be butthurt when a girl you’re staring at turns around and flips you off, because you’re just getting the same back.

I can’t even begin to explain how much nope there is here. I don’t care if Jon Hamm is the one doing the staring. It’s rude to stare. It's uncomfortable to be sized up like a pork loin for the trussing.

Bahahaha. Unless you have done every single form of exercise under every set of conditions, fuck right off. I'm wearing a sports bra and shorts to hot vinyasa because it's 100 degrees with 85% humidity and I prefer not to drown in my own sweat. Oddly enough, most women don't dress for men's gazes.

Considering the vehemence with which you attack a now-cancelled show that you admit to never watching, you might want to find someone to help you deal with your anger issues.

If I'm wearing shorts, they're cargo shorts. It's hot, I need pockets and ease of movement for whatever I'm doing. The only exception are my yoga shorts, which keep my lady parts safely contained while allowing me to sweat freely.

Been married for 22 years now, but still young-looking enough to get the question now and again. I used to demur and be polite. Now I snort and tell the truth. I don’t like children. I like sleep, and watching Hannibal, and not having seen a Disney movie since the early ‘80s.

I was in college during the first Clinton election and graduating during the second. We had Doom to play for hours, grunge was at an apex, Seinfeld and Friends were funny, and all we had to worry about was whether or not there were blowjobs going on in the Oval Office. It was wonderful.

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I live in southern WV, in one of the poorest areas and next to one of the poorest counties in the nation. All kids here have access to a free breakfast and lunch, regardless of the ability to pay. The median income for a family of 4 is 35,000. The poverty rate is about 80%. The literacy rate is about 67%.

Shouldn’t a restaurant called the Tilted Kilt be staffed by dashing Scotsmen with muscular legs? Because that’s the only way I wanna see kilts, tilted or level. //misandry.

Or squirrels or raccoons. I’d rather have an angry but powerless supernatural entity in the house than a squirrel. Little fuckers don’t obey physics. They’re angry screeching poltergeists with teeth.

I know! You got your Mulder appetizer, followed by your Scully entree. I've had a crush on both of them for 20 years.

Ive done that prep on top of the Osmoprep. Water with that much Miralax is . . . thick. Disturbingly thick.