Jeez, Gary Valentine, you were on a top-rated sitcom not long ago. You can probably afford a stick.

Hi, Mr. Carey! You’re late for The Price Is Right.

Funny you say that:

Start with The Stranger, Odell.

Yeah, it’s sports fans in general. I’m one, but thankfully I don’t like shitty music.

A Patriots fan named Sully who likes shitty music? You don’t say.

I’m aware of how bad, unspecific, unclear writing works. And the OP’s comment was precisely that.

Fair enough. Didn’t sound that way, that’s all.

Perhaps you’re unaware how news sites work.

There’s no “no one gets in on the first ballot” thing. You’re thinking of the “no one gets 100 percent of the vote” thing. (Which is also ludicrous—like who the fuck didn’t vote for Babe Fucking Ruth?)

1. Then you’re risking losing 3 points instead of 1.

Horrible, yes, but why is it racist?

Great find! Unless he’s changed his ways in the past seven years, I stand corrected.

I wonder whether Mr. Gomes votes blue or red at the polling place.

Yeah, he shouldn’t have grabbed/pushed him like that. But Jesus Christ, strength-and-c0nditioning guy, know your place. You’re the coaching equivalent of a long-snapper when it comes to game day. Chill.

True, which is why that guy’s wrong about me. I don't think I'm smart at all!

I prefer “multifaceted,” thankyouverymuch!

Jets’s?

Yeah, why isn’t the head coach there to make sure none of his 85 players never does anything wrong for every waking moment.