“I am unable, in good conscience, to enter an NFL stadium while this discourtesy prevails. Since this award is tainted with the dishonorable actions of the NFL and its players, I cannot accept it. I WAS FINE WHEN YOU WERE ONLY EMPLOYING RAPISTS, DOMESTIC ABUSERS, AND DOG KILLERS, BUT THIS KNEELING IS TOO MUCH.”

“With 1:12 left in the game and on second down...”

“Also, the safety is the only play in football where players celebrate by impersonating the referee.”

Gorgeous park, uncomfortable as hell for anyone over 4'8"

Not gimmicky at all (and I hate the Red Sox). Was built out of necessity because street confines dictated short porch. You think Yankee Stadium yields home runs? Imagine Fenway minus the Monster.

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Have you seen how often he’s tested? You should read more.

I mean, you do know that not wanting to play football twice a week has nothing to do with anyone “ruining it,” right?

I loathe the Patriots, but a middling defense? They’re 9th in yards allowed (who knows how many garbage yards they allow when they’re up by 17 or 20 in the 4th quarter) and 2nd in points allowed.

Nah. I have no dog in this fight, but the nose of the ball merely needed to touch the imaginary plane of the front of the 15-yard line. It did.

Timmons actually missed him:

Timmons actually missed him:

Yeah, seriously. Look, here’s one in a suit and tie

Yet you weren’t born close enough to spell it correctly!

34 pitches for 8 Ks is roughly in line with the league average. From this 538 piece:

Not really “funny,” since the entire series is based on actual cases.

Sheffield? As in Gary’s Sheffield?

I used to work here (note that “Indian” is in the title):

https://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/

“Neither the Jays nor the Indians have won a World Series in over 20 years...”

Also: