Yeah, such a strategy might make sense if the FG try was 30 yards or so, but 54 yards is a long enough attempt to be iffy. Have to work further down the field.

I don’t think need enters into it. I like having my cats around, but quite frankly they’re a luxury item in my life. They are neither better or worse than dogs, but they’re very definitely pretty great.

He ate a cherry before the game and was surprised they didn’t start the contest up 100-0.

Was the first series of OT, so just need to get to the 15—no need for chain.

and the fact that teal, one of the best uniform colors and one deserving of a starring role, is only a minor accent to an already-busy dark gray and red combo.

As a white guy, the only racism I’ve probably experienced is on the basketball court with strangers. I’m not great, but I’m OK. I usually get one chance and if I fuck it up, I never get the ball again. I could be open for the corner three and my hands are up, and they’re like, “don’t shoot”.

Seriously, never tell your Mom anything, besides generally how you feel, how you are doing and the name of your girlfriend. She, (and you,) will be happier under this armistice. And yes, I’m a Mom, so just trust me on this.

Pssh. Hit a granny while blowing this, then I’ll be impressed.

I believe every part of that paragraph except the part were the woman wouldn’t go near there. It’s fucking RIO, the cleanest liquid in RIO is urine!

Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig.

I mean, I know they’re not winning the WS this year, you know they’re not winning the WS this year, but holy shit, man, Joe Girardi gets paid millions to try his best to win the WS.

They can repurpose it at the Good Times fan festival.

Well Kevin, Argentina certainly won’t cry for you.

All three of these flags were made in the same place anyways...

Not surprised to see the first gold medal for our country involves shooting.

Things were downright woeful 10 years ago

It’s time for the NFLPA to really push for marijuana. This is fucking ridiculous. Let these dudes smoke weed, all of the weed.

Believe it or not, but there are female service members.