A friend of mine works for an NFL team. After the Steelers’ headset problems in Foxboro this year, I asked him what he thought. His reply:

Right, because the Jets, Bills and Dolphins have been such stiff competition for the Patriots the past 15 years.

He robbed a double, not a home run.

Well, the Steel Curtain was the Steelers defense, so ...

Man, that Eagles fan is in trouble. The dude he knocked out was wearing a no-contact jersey.

Agree with everything you wrote, but Iron Head never played for the Steelers.

“Gimme the Han’, Son!”
“Oh, Brother.”

Also, population is more than just city proper. Been there recently? Tons and tons of new suburbs.

Fair enough, but surely you'll admit that the city is pretty good now. At least compared to 30-40 years ago.

It sounded like you were saying that he'd never go to Willets Point, therefore he'd be safe in NY.

Because... No Mets fans live anywhere else?

Nah. That was true 30-40 years ago, but people are coming to, not leaving, Pittsburgh nowadays. (I’m not a Pittsburgher, but it’s a good city now.)

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What the hell are you talking about

“Sarkisian ran up $106 in minibar charges in one day ...”

I hardly think drinking a Heineken and four ounces of white zinfandel constitutes an alcohol problem.

“fourth-degree throwing of bodily fluids ...”

Here’s a photo of Atwood:

Yep. And the moon landing was staged and 9/11 was an inside job.

The reason isn't inexplicable, the rule is.

Yes. While reading Cummings and listening to Allin.

Betances, Severino, Bird, Refsnyder, Tanaka, Warren, Pineda, Shreve, Wilson, Gregorius. But I’m sure your observation of one game is correct.