You know the disgusting water that restaurants soak their silverware in before it goes into the dishwasher? The water with cleaning fluid and chunks of people’s food?

Today I learned that there are people who care about Idaho football.

Yes, because early-season games count as much as late-season games, which was my point.

No 6-10 team has ever made the playoffs.

In the event of a tie, yes. If not, it means nothing.

It seemed to me that you were originally saying that late-season games matter more than early-season ones.

Matter of fact, the Panthers didn't even have the best division record in the NFC South last year. Atlanta did. Their record? 6-10.

No 6-10 team has ever made the playoffs. Try again.

I’m just saying that the OP made it sound like Sept games don’t count as much as Dec ones. Good teams make it so Dec games either matter less or not at all because they won earlier.

Regarding your first paragraph:

If you go 6-0 in your division but 0-10 in all other games, how's your playoff season looking?

“You only have 16 games and not every game counts for the same amount in terms of playoffs.”

There are two wild cards in each league.

They’re actually 9 1/2 up on the Giants and Nats for the wild card spot, but whatever.

I’m glad he’s okay and I think he’s pretty funny, but let’s not forget ...

Obligatory:

Sure you are, but I'm not sure why you'd want to. On the rare occasion that you would, using the search feature is pretty damn easy.

Jeez, I'm no Apple fanboy, but it's a free freakin update. Let's all calm the fuck down.

The low battery thing:

Oh, man. You should just hire me to be your piss columnist.