Goodell: when he told us he prayed, we didn't realize it would look like that. He misled us as to the nature of his praying. If it were Christian-like praying—2 games. But this?! Indefinite suspension.

Get a job

Looking forward to whatever Terry Collins' new twitter handle will be.

I don't know, and what does having different last names have to do with anything?

You must be new here.

I like how neither of the two posts were written by Barry

than doesn't equal then

How the hell did you get as far as "legen...wait for it..." and fail to close with "dairy?" What the hell, man, are we writing an article about a showcase for cheese, or are we not? I am dismayed.

this is the first one to actually divorce itself from the league

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.

How far can you punt a football?

If you could punch one of your teammates one time without consequence, would you warn Eli it was coming or would you surprise him?

+3/5

Look, I realize that trust in the institution is at an all-time low. We've been let down hard, and it leaves a bad taste in all of our mouths. Hell, you can't even turn on the TV or go on the internet without being reminded over and over again of the failures they're responsible for. But just to play devil's advocate…

"So....... much..... honor....."

Consider forming really strong opinions about independent video games.

I think it's WAY more likely that this drop is better correlated to Washington's increasing suckitude. I'd like to think it's that people don't want to be racist, but I just don't have that level of faith in humanity, and especially not in Skins fans.

Better on your torso than inside it, I guess.

In related news, the New York Post will no longer be using the term 'reporting.'