Wow, Katie, true what they say about “everyone’s a critic.”

The level of competition Serena faces is far higher level than Rousey does. That’s no insult to Rousey. It’s just that women’s tennis is much older and much more advanced than women’s MMA right now.

I don’t get the “most dominant (female) athlete in history” narrative that people spew about Rousey. She is great! She’s a totally impressive athlete who currently dominates in her specific field! But we’re still talking about somebody with only 11 fights to her name. Putting her on the same level as an athlete like…

You are on drugs.

“One down, nobody on, bottom of the fifth here at Busch Stadium, as Deadspin Commenter steps up to the plate.”

dammit

Shoutout to the three readers who flagged this comment as offensive.

CPA here. (Full disclosure- also a Reds fan, and I hate the Cardinals). I know that the way this article is framed up makes it look really bad, but I want to call out a few points, because I really don’t think this is anything to get alarmed about.

Who knew that the Cardinal Way was actually a gold brick path that led back to it’s own offices?

Meanwhile, Peter King will continue to be fed just about anything by the NFL.

Because female is modifying the noun coach. She is a woman, not a female. She is a female coach, not a woman coach.

At 6’11” and fifteen years old, he’s already a bigger man (literally and figuratively) than Dwight Howard.

• You can romance your companions, regardless of whether you play as a male or female. Not clear on whether or not this includes robots like Mr. Handy, but here’s hoping.

Doesn’t the hyphen mean “until”?

The point is that the current “leadership” of the Knicks has so much fidelity to their antiquated offensive system, that they think they are better off with Munroe or Lopez playing center 100% of the time, rather than using Aldridge to the best of his ability by tweaking the system.

water doesn’t get ya druuuuuuuuuuuuunk!

Last Week 30 Years Ago Tonight with Bill Simmons, Part 2 of 3, (I know, it was only supposed to be 2 parts) but first, a few words about that Carmelo Trade, even though that was only 4 years ago and not 30, but, stick with me, you’ll see why I’m bringing it up

It’s almost like paying people to beat the shit out of other humans is a bad idea.

And we have our winner! Congratulations, you win the White Tears Award for the 21st of July, 2015. Competition was stiff, but you truly went to the next level. Enjoy your box of tissues.