DAMMIT. I don't even know the difference between a "clip" and a "magazine," and that makes me totally incapable of judging the destructive power of a machine designed to hurl bits of lead at extreme speeds as rapidly as possible. Or so I've been told.

I'm willing to bet that 4/5 Americans are racist. That actually seems like a pretty low number to me.

Well at least 4/5 Americans are racist...

It's actually kind of nice to see a left-leaning blogger doing the whole white-defensive thing. It's nice to be reminded that dipshit racist hacks can still come from all directions and not just the right.

Exactly! "Native" Americans should not have invaded white peoples' land thousands of years before white people showed up. Europeans had no choice but to show up 10,000 years after the fact and exterminate the people that were already here.

Yes because reminding someone of what they said is a personal attack.

Please Maria get to know Cricket. Come to Delhi and ride our bus to the match. Bring a friend! Preferably a female.

SO Mariotti (beat his girlfriend) and Salisbury (serial dick pic texter) can't see the difference between what they did and a dude being drunk at a bar?

That's just how times are written there. It means 9:42 PM.

15 games for that? I see the Plantation Mentality is alive and well.

That despite being fucked in the ass by life, they excuse the inexcusable as its some mythical beings benevolent will. Fucking dark age bullshit is sickening on the same level of Honey Boo Boo shit.

God's child? God is still great? Fucking religious people.

How is god still great if you have a rare disorder that prevents you from pursuing your dreams? Sounds cruel to me.

God must be just an awful parent. First there was that whole Jesus-nailed-to-a-cross thing and now his other son can't pursue his NBA dreams.

4.5 is 50% more than 3. That's the difference between a basketball game where a teams combine for 200 and one when they combine for 300. It's a big difference. And that 3 goals per game number is actually a little high historically for a world cup game.

Strikeouts and walks in Ryan no-hitters:

Cue the "THIS IS THE END OF AMERICA, THANKS PC NAZIS" crowd.

Should have been you, Will Clark.

This just gave me a fantastic idea for a bumper sticker.