IMO there’s nothing wrong with liking beer. There’s a greater problem with molesting women. There’s even a way more massive problem with not being able to admit you were a shithead when you were 18. I’ve never sexually assaulted a woman, and certainly couldn’t have imagined it while I was 18; I wasn’t “cool” enough…

But, Mamba!

Yeah, fuck LA.

No hate here, that’s the literal translation. 

Strangely enough, the King James Bible 2:3 says this:

“Has anyone checked Kobe’s hands for white paint under the fingernails.”

Heat Death? Hmmm.

I’m not a particularly witty member of the commentariat, nor am I very prodigious. I have been on here posting occasionally — more or less civilly — for years now, however, and believe that Burnekos takes are always flaming-hot dumpster fires and wrong. Can I get out of the grays?

The Sacramento Kings need to hire this woman immediately and give her a three-year contract.

More like the Cleveland LeBarons, amirite?

How can Solo be bad w this guy?

It’s the frosty hair, plus he looks like a Tyrell off of Game of Thrones.

Came here for this. +1

One of his sons did play for KU...

OMG, Drew is the new Deadspin editor.

That picture is just so great.

Airplane and Kareem?!?

I get what you’re saying here, but Lue is a trash “coach” who was hired because he wouldn’t argue with Lebron. Does seem like an empty suit.

This is the EXACT reason I was indoctrinated. Pizza ain’t bad, either.

They were probably trapped in the middle and window, and the fiancée was mortified of farting all over a stranger. Some women are funny that way.