the toy in the pic/vid can go up an ass i guess, but it was designed for a pussy

...I have nothing bad to say about Calculator.

HamNo isn’t even being subtle about suggesting as much:

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

If there were justice in this world, yours and OP’s star counts would be reversed.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

I’m saddened by the imminent firing of the great Ray Ratto.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Too many. Refrain.

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

Bowl? Try using a small mirror.

2/3rds of the Earth is covered by water.  The rest is covered by Lorenzo Cain.

And here I was thinking Buffalo was the only place a fan would shoot their wad at a referee.

Indifferent about Supergiant, their games simply aren’t for me, but I too absolutely cannot state how important these practices are - especially for an American game studio!

When did a woman having a big butt become a bad thing? 

Notice the “much” meaning I enjoy playing some more than I enjoy playing others. Also, some games I’d rather watch, like soccer, where I don’t have the skill and ability to enjoy it much.