These sites are almost unusable for my iphone. Each page crashes 3-4 times due to all the ads per article. Not that old of a phone, updated OS. Don’t have the problem almost anywhere else. This place is so sad now.

That’s not a common saying.

I mean, you’d think with a name like Plunkett...

That’s not a butt plug, brah.

Outlook???😳

Why shouldn’t Apple? The company has more money than it can ever spend and this looks cool and edgy to tech-bro investor types. Management is doing something instead of *ahem* looking stagnant.

Fucking Minecraft?

Baked beans in breakfast is a crime against humanity. Come fight me.

Impressive dicks to have whole maps on them.

This is obviously for the guy who beat Mike Tyson’s Punchout! with his toes. Duh!

Even the damned goat fetch quest for the Pellar was unique. I’m still worried about that goat.

This would be a pretty cool toy for an off-the-wall Dungeon Master. Just use the last phrase a character says and type it in to the database. Just for example: “An entire legion of my best troops await them!” comes up with:

I don’t think that’s the era we live in anymore, at least I hope not. Most companies can sue over OP rights, sure. I don’t think Nintendo’s hunting down this type of stuff, though.

Nice usage of “fascist herb”.

Period after the first sentence.

Today I learned that an NFL coach apparently has Graves’ disease. The more you know!

I’ve got a work “friend” who always complains about Lebron because of interviews where he talks much. He says that Lebron is stupid and he gets loud when Lebron does shit like this, the old black-man-looking-smart trick.

Who didn’t get that?!?

That dude looks 12.

Cookie Crisp is criminally underrated here. I mean it’s just basically cookies in “cereal” form (I mean, it REALLY is just cookies, period; it was a great con I pulled on my dad).