I fucking love this guy.

You know, I never asked. I always assumed they were kinda fucking with me. I just wanted them gone so I could get hand sanitizer.

I was once paid over $200 in wet one dollar bills at a former job by two very suave, overall-clad gentlemen. Gross enough, but whatever. At about a particular sticky part, probably around the $80 mark, one guy goes, “Shit, Bill, where’d you get all these, the titty bar?” To which Bill replied, “Yeah,” with a…

Fuck Boston for drafting Paul Pierce and forcing me to be a Celtics fan for years. I still feel dirty.

Dammit. Posted that picture before I saw this.

EA has killed this subsidiary company, pure and simple. What used to be a creation entity that made solid RPGs has become a massive clusterfuck where IPs have been either backlogged or pushed out too fast. These games deserve decent development time to flourish. You can’t make giant universal games on an…

I loudly yelled during the episode’s screening: “Here come the 1998 Chicago Bulls!” As there were no sports fans present: passive, confused derision.

Shouldn’t being hit by a car be at the top of this list?

Wait, wait, wait. You mean height is important in the game of basketball? Explosive take right here.

Seems legit.

III is tits, yeah.

More of a poop thing, but the grossest thing that happens to me is my dick falling into the toilet water. Not every toilet, but even once is too much. I guess that’s kind of a First World problem, but still.

He didn’t even utilize the best part of the Chipotle hack... (secrets!)

“A good rule for rocket experiments to follow is this: always assume that it will explode.”

I’m willing to be wrong. But, please explain how a salary cap is bad for sports? The players make, in many cases, a majority of their money through endorsements with commercials, shoes, airlines, Kardashians, etc. Anyway, the salary isn’t always the big deal. If teams want to dump all of their money into one player,…

I feel this way about the Calipari “rumors” to join the front office of the Knicks. No way is he that stupid, with 8 million guaranteed next year, etc. But it makes the Knicks look like a much better landing pad for some misfit coach if, “Oh yeah, Calipari’s people totally called us on this. Yup.”

At least none of them are on the Knicks.

I came here for, and I left feeling, blue.

Duckenfield?? Most British names ever.

Late lunch for me is not about productivity, or looking good to the boss.