Anthony holds nearly all the U.S. Olympic men’s basketball records, though he’d have to find a way to make the world think he wasn’t a complete cock until 2020 to return a basic sense of decency for the New York Knicks, and the city as a whole.

This never ending war with horses — it will break you before it kills you.

Hey, at least the basketball courts haven’t turned green yet.

What a fucking nightmare the games were held here in the first place. Yes, Brazil, as almost always, looks terrible here. How is this even a question?

Is there one where you’d have to fight Hope Solo barehanded? You know she’s got a blade.

Fucking Brooklyn and a goddamn pinball bar behind a laundry mat. This is so hipster I’m gonna fucking gripe about it on an advertisement article. This is the type of shit that makes Trump want America to be great again.

“No Man’s Sky reaches for the sun and comes back with a light bulb. I’m pretty much fine with the light bulb.”

You want to ban their ashes? Then ban ‘em. But, they are who we thought they were!

Pouty face. He acts like he never won something.

I have no idea of what you’re saying is true, but you sound smart compared to the college.

I mean, in my unbiased opinion, this seems OK?

All whale vaginas matter!

This is a trash translation to sum up the end of a man’s life.

Dwayne Wade to Cleveland would be Batman Vs. Superman except really good. (Actually, it’s more like Batman and Robin against two players probably better than them.) And of course, shitty for Wade, but isn’t that his MO with contracts? At least he wouldn’t be in Cinci. #thereareworseohiocities

I'm not even into the Olympics, but watching Michael Phelps destroy the world single-handedly made me pretty happy.

Agreed. I’d assume the tourism “benefit” is a mask for the bribe money to a few lucky bank accounts.

Well, then we might as well just call it the United States of America Games. Because we’d be hosting the thing seven out of 10 years. I think the “world” looks at it as uplifting, but really it just shits on the poor. Just like when corporations ask taxpayers to build stadiums, these govt’s are putting aside the…

I realize KS is one of the strictest states in the country in regards to DUIs, but there's no way in hell (other than the fact he's an athlete) that this guy gets away lying drunk in the street next to a driver's side door of a car without blowing into that tube and summarily being charged with a DUI (and probably a…

They didn’t even fucking breathalyze him???

Maybe with a guide.