King Cake baby is pure nightmare fuel.

When I was a teen, I wanted to be a sports writer, hell, I almost chose a Journalism major in college. But, one day (over beers, I’d guess), I realized I’d have to know a metric shit ton of esoteric European biking knowledge, and sundry terribleness. Even worse: I’d be forced to keep up with the sport for my liver’s…

God damn brilliant.

During my time in Europe (all told a year or so) the only bad fans I ever saw (being not a massive socce — football, ahem, fan at the time) were the Irish. And they were EVERYWHERE. Shocking, because now I know more about the sport. They're not exactly a powerhouse. Very supportive, but just drunk everywhere. Trains,…

Horse races, much like Dothraki weddings, are considered a dull affair without at least two deaths.

Holy shit, I almost choked. +65000000

Oh, yes! Bonus, some asshole said, "Playing baseball the right way." That's just icing on the cake. Are we sure no Cardinals players were involved?

Ah, nice to see Mizzou’s athletic department is still a dumpster fire sliding down the hill.

Si, si, I'm very intrigued!

Looking at the pictures... That can’t actually be the controller for a video game system in 2016, right? I was a huge Nintendo fan when I was a kid, but WTF is that abomination? Obviously, I stepped away, or I wouldn’t be so surprised. No user engineering was used at all on this one. I know handhelds are huge in Asia,…

But, there’s always that Greek parable about arrogance: Fuck the Cardinals.

We’re just never going to be good at this.

Deuteronomy 5:14 — But the seventh day is a Sabbath for the LORD your God. You are not to do any work—neither you, your children, your male and female servants, your oxen and donkeys, nor any of your livestock—as well as any of the foreigners who live among you, so that your male and female servants may rest as you…

Eyebrow to his accomplishments!

Huh, a German didn’t accept sanctions and wanted to fight about it?

Travel

That settlement amount is such bullshit. Especially, if the suit goes back to former cheerleaders (which, (WTF?) it does not, upon re-read). Their lawyer should’ve told them, “What the fuck are you thinking?” With their amount of team marketing, on-screen time and off-camera work with the fans, and at “charity”…

The Solitare deck that’s one card short is pretty “funny,” too. Fuckers.

Marry me.

I’ve never understood the problem here. So, the story is Ray’s a rapper? What’s the big deal? Even white guys rap from time to time.