Ha! The first time I played FF1, I was so young I didn’t know what ‘equip’ meant. Beating Garland was one HELL of an achievement! LOL.

I was sitting pretty close to the ~15ish NBA scouts (you could tell: they were taking notes and were all in suits, some with NBA-team hats on) in attendance, and they seemed to be having a good time. They were laughing with the rest of the crowd at how crazy that game was. Kinda funny KU dumped them on an end of the…

117 was the loudest I ever saw up on the scoreboard.

I was at this game with a friend, and as we were walking out of the Fieldhouse we both said that we were glad we won that amazing game, but that Oklahoma could very well still be the better team. The game answered nothing about who is greater. But it was one hell of a ride.

I thought the Railroad's leader was Sigourney Weaver???

He’s already done that in a couple of different ways. That’s not slowing his verbiage down.

I saw it at midnight day one, after waiting in line since 7 AM that morning (I made the front page of the city newspaper!), and was so tired that, afterwards, I hoped I’d misremembered it. Saw it a few days later and was deeply disappointed. I didn’t hate it the first time through, due to the sheer spectacle and build…

Somewhere, Joel Embiid is cackling maniacally.

So... it’s not really Final Fantasy at all, is it? Let’s just get that out of the way. Running around and mashing the X button and seeing numbers flying across the screen is definitely one way to play a game, but it’s not the classic JRPG experience, which I, and I’m sure millions(!) of other people, were expecting…

It was written on a fucking iPhone, you festering twat.

yes, the privilege to kill unarmed people and to not even be investigated generally, or certainly not like a normal citizen. For the last hundred years.

Common anecdotes aside, I’m not saying most cops have drinking problems, and, yes, I know admittedly few cops... But lots of people drink a lot during sports. And, it’s not that someone with a gov’t title would harm someone due to stress or priviliage, but... Oh why the fuck am I am I even doing this?

Bravo. Journalism has never been about telling the truth when it’s easy or harmless. Entertainment journalists get a rap for being softball pitchers, but I’ve never thought Kotaku was guilty of this. Business reporting is important, and I stand behind reporting that makes corporations more transparent, even if it is…

I’m terrible at basketball and beer pong, but quite alright at shooting paper into wastebaskets. My percentage is probably fairly close to 80%, and I take my fair share of difficult shots, like at booze joints when you’re shooting fade-aways over the bar, etc. The reasoning is simple: even if you take difficult shots,…

Oh, a Cardinals fan AND a UK fan. Just naturally, of course. How convenient for you. The next Cowboys game should be riviting.

TV ROOK. All cables should be purchased from monoprice.com. For like $0.08 per foot. Fool!

Imagine what Priest Holmes would have done if the kid was a Donkey fan. Years into retirement, he’s still got that fire.

Just looked like they were researching and doing their jobs.

Looks like a pretty good Paladin you rolled there.

Harlaxton “grad” shoutout! Also, Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!