Well I’d certainly subscribe to her newsletter.

You seem to be confusing “rage” with “mild distain,” but seeing as you also confuse common sense with victim blaming, (not to mention your confusion about how to use “couldN’T care less” in a sentence) I suppose being confused is just your default state.

Congrats on getting off your couch, how very brave and entirely irrelevant of you. This isn’t a conversation about victim-blaming - the man was a victim of nothing but his own dumbassery and no one “hurt” him. Also just because you occasionally get off your couch (and again, congrats on your fearless act, on behalf of…

I’m sorry, are you seriously choosing the argument of “LOL, it’s paranoid to think that this is a thing that happens just because it has, yet again, happened?”

Yeah, he does seem like a good dude, but this was definitely not one of his cleverest moments.

Sorry, but taking nudes if you’re not ok with them getting out is pretty dumb for your average shmoe, but for a celebrity? Dumb, dumb, dumbity-dumb.  Y’all just forgot the Fappening? Even if you’re not gonna somehow fuck up and release them yourself, and everyone you send them to behaves honorably, there’s still too…

I have so many thoughts on the Chris dickpic.

So do you think she just showed up uninvited to sing, or they invited her but she was supposed to sing other people’s songs, or... ?

I think there’s just sorta a universal hilarity to watching a dumbass smack himself in the balls.

Yeah, there’s uh... some history there.

This. You can’t call it a “cop-out” when someone says “yeah, there are just not a lot of black people wanting to get involved in dangerous and weird medical testing.” Like... they have their reasons? It’s sorta like that Trevor Noah sketch where he’s talking about the difficulty in getting black people on boats.

Yup.  He reaches out, she yells at him for cheating, and then it’s “oh, if only I hadn’t told him to talk to her!”  This man made his own choices and no one else can answer for them.

Considering all the worse things that are going on, a part of me is comforted by a scandal that goes more towards Very Very Stupid than horrifying.

Ah, well, see, they were on the plane in the “thug” black uniforms but then it was Wednesday and as you all know, on Wednesdays we wear pink, so they had to change. But they hadn’t brought any pink clothes because of all the “gear” that airport security let them take on for some reason so they had to buy more pink…

He definitely likes ‘em chubby, so... yeah, I could see it.

Has it occurred to anyone that these incidents might be unrelated?  Brad took his new GF out somewhere nice and Angie took the kids to sushi, and neither is sending coding messages by it?

I’m sorry, are you unfamiliar with necklaces?

Ok, so this isn’t your worst take, Jezebel - that’s still the time you got angry at a woman for taking a dog away from the guy who was raping it - but this is pretty close.  If Americans wanna be dumbasses about cultural appropriation that’s their business, but when you go to other cultures to explain to them about…

Thank you! I was hoping that someone would point out that this is really just Americans stuffing their noses in shit they don’t understand.

Yeah... whether or not the platonic ideal of an open relationship can be performed without mess is up for debate, but in reality they really are a bunch of drama mess. That being said, you can avoid most the drama if you’re just casually dating someone in an open relationship, as opposed to being in a serious open rela…