Ok, I’m bored enough to respond:

I am, and I actually get invited to parties because I’m not the sort of person that spends all their time posting online and then whining about not getting their desired online response.

“Because it’s a free country”

Who TF thinks an exacto blade will be an effective weapon? Buy some fucking pepper spray, Jesus!

Personally I’d put the creams at Tiger Balm levels of effectiveness.  So as my main use for them is “my knees hurt after too many hours sitting on a plane,” I go for the tiger balm.  Less likely to get me fingered by airport security.

Dear God, why on earth would you be posting unsolicited workout videos? Who wants to see that? There are three categories for workout videos: 1.) actual trainers giving instructional videos, 2.) a very select support group of people who are all working out together, and 3.) niche porn.

My collection of HBCU shits was top notch.

I dunno. This one actually sounds like the weird sort of non-sequitur a kid would say.

Yeah, Armie has a weird rectangle-shaped face, so I usually can recognize him after a minute of “huh, that guy looks familiar.”

Yeah, there’s always been the RenFaire/Reenactor crowd belting out these tunes over drinks, but now with the internet more people are getting into it.

I assume this was an attempt at being silly.

Yeah, I’m guessing someone just felt like blowing some shit up.

As a lawyer, you should know that it’d be waaaay easier to use unleaked messages as leverage than try to blow it all up and take advantage of the aftermath. Nah. The leaker is someone whose family *isn’t* going to get a lot of negative attention for this.

I’m seeing Land Before Time dino cosplay.

Seriously! I have no idea if it’s actually a Chinese proverb, but it’s been around since I was a kid, at least. It’s pretty common knowledge - as is the basic principle that you only give noise-making toys as vengeance or a declaration of war.

So... your argument is “I love calling people cunts so much that I’ll even call men cunts (although somehow yes, I’m usually just saying it about women)?”  Yeah... I stand by my earlier analysis.

Don’t you mean date a fish?

Yes, they’re all screaming like a baby that’s had his favorite chew toy taken away. They got too used to the wives and girlfriends of the royals being fair game to abuse, and are deeply indignant that Meghan dared to chuck deuces and walk away from it.

I got your point, I’m just saying it’s a rather irrelevant point that distracts from the issues of racism and privilege that are at the center of this. It’s like arguing over whether the car that hit you was silver or gray.

While believers in Karma may be mystic, the concept of Karma (at least in the Zen philosophy) is not restricted to the mystical. It is literally the concept of Cause And Effect. It’s an expansive concept that includes the result of your thoughts on your actions, and goes up to how your actions effect possible…