Yup, that’s my take.  “Blue Lives Matter” is only for straight white male cops.  

When you spend too much time in your MAGA bubble you forget that the rest of the world doesn’t support your clownery.

I agree. I mean, the whole thing looks like a bit of a shit show from where I’m standing, but if someone falsely accused me of domestic violence I’d want my name cleared as well. If it was actually them that was abusive? Yeah, I’d be hella pissed and wanting the truth shouted from the rooftops.  So if he’s telling the…

Who the fuck cares?  Since we don’t know the full details of what started it, we don’t know who was being the asshole in the argument, but how the fuck does that matter?  You don’t get to pull a gun just because someone’s a bitch.  Getting your car slapped is not the same thing as being in danger.

Well, they pretty clearly didn’t know shit about guns, so that’s probably a good call.

But... she had groceries! Colt Karen could have been menaced - MENACED - by a loaf of bread!

Noooo!  Not the paprika!  Aargh!  Graaagh!  Yaaarg...... [dies].

Well, getting to be a good shot is tricky, but the basics... yeah, not too tough.

Yeah.  Being ignored is rude, but what on earth did you think was the point of a Lake house?  I mean, ‘lake’ is in the name, there has to be some reason for that.

Yeah, this whole thing feels like Jezebel dropped the ball on explaining the racism, so unless you have previous knowledge of it, you’re just kinda sitting there trying to figure out the relevance of dim carcosa where the king in yellow lies.

That’s for the present, not the past. You’re not obligated to hang around someone now hoping that they’ll change later, but if someone’s being a decent person now, you don’t have to go digging in their past for ammo.

On the one hand, I’m like “how on earth did you think that the guy who bragged about driving someone to suicide was a good choice for your defense - what kind of idiot are you?”  Then I’m like “oh, wait, that kind of idiot.”

And every other Susan Shultz just went “well, time to deactivate all profiles for the month.”

That is some Lovecraftian ‘And The Crops Will Not Fail’ weirdness right there, but... racist?  I’m confused.

So ok, you can just build a de-pants-innator to depants everyone in the tri-state area, and then act surprised when Perry the Platypus shows up to wreck your evil lab?  I mean, if we’re gonna start making up shit that didn’t happen, we might as well get interesting with our hypotheticals.

You’re the one defending a dogfuckers right to keep the dog he fucks.  Maybe it’s you who should be doing a little reflecting, Diosabella.

Fuck you for publishing this while omitting all the animal abuse going on, and an extra fuck you for making me have to figure out what you were lying about by looking at those pics.

Yeah... you really don’t want to go looking for the pictures but TL;DR - the guy was raping the dog.

Yeah... but in this case it seems pretty clear that the guy was fucking the dog, so...

In the words of a wise woman: “you should have just sat there and ate your food.”