Oh... restaurants.  Yes, I remember those...

Regardless of why we started using two spaces, the fact remains that it’s easier to read sentences when there’s a bit more distinguishable space between them. As for the “oH bUt CoMpUtErS AdD sPaCe” morons, a simple review of the text in these very comments can show that to be a lie.

Yup.  Amazing what some handwashing will do.

Meh, you’re at home, might as well let your body clock go full nocturnal.

It’s pretty straightforward. The prophet was exceptionally clear about quarantine and social distancing during plague (fun fact: there were some pretty large bubonic plague outbreaks in his time, and so they did address the issue).

Because they hate POCs, queers, non-christians, and a whole lot of other people, and they’re willing to lose points for being women so long as they get to shit on all the other minorities. 

Power trip.

Yeah, go google ‘The Pearl.’  Kinky Victorian smut stories, including unicorn porn.

Yeah... why is he with his ex and grown kids instead of his wife and young kids that need parental supervision?

This is “All I Want For Christmas Is You” erasure right here.

The weird shit in her cheeks is face fillers.

But he is sorta wrong as well. Like yeah, we should all eat more vegetables and work out more, but if you’re at higher risk of a COVID death because you’re obese, well... nothing much you do in the next two weeks or so is really gonna change that, yanno?

Nah fam.  The score will be coronavirus breakups and divorces at #1, Corona vasectomies at #2, post-corona fucking off to travel the world because what’s the point of money if you’re dead at #3... and babies at #24 or so.

...yes.  Steatopygian.  that is indeed a word that gets thrown around a lot.

Yeah, I’d say this is prime time for DIY hair masks.

Liam’s aren’t usually too bad, but Phil’s are tough.

Yup. Or a Karen would make some delicate comment about how she would date a black man, but it’s just that there aren’t any in her *ahem* social circle and educational level.

Yeah, I’m real unreasonable about refusing to forget basic facts just because Trump and his fans want me to.  Awful of me, I know.  Fuck off, he was literally on tape saying it.

“Feel protected.”  Heh.  Well, at least they’re honest about their magic feather.

1. You’re lying. The CDC was reduced, but the pandemic response team was completely cut. 3. You’re splitting hairs, he called it a hoax. Saying “no, he just meant how bad it was was the hoax” is weasel-wording. 4. He has the power to do a lot more than he did. 5. Again, you’re weasel-wording.  Trump knows exactly what…