Without having to go into “all men are pigs and shouldn’t be trusted” territory, it’s still true that computers get hacked all the time, so sorry, sharing nudes is still dumb, and you’re a dumbass if you’re doing it.

Eeh... look, it’s a decent album, and the visuals are lovely, but placed in real-world context it’s just a bunch of empty blustering from a woman who knows she’s not actually gonna divorce her cheating husband.  I mean, “they don’t love you like I love you?”  Duh?  You’re his wife, they’re hos.  Your hubby isn’t…

Yeah, as much as I hate some bits of South Park, I did like that episode where they made fun of all the people going “OMG, why ARE these rich and powerful men always tomcatting around?” and answered “because they want to and they can.  duh.  Next question?”

Honestly, I don’t think that the Dumbo Crows will sway a kid much either way. Without the historical context it’s just a bird that talks funny - and not even in modern ebonics that a kid will ID as African American.  Once the kid gets old enough to make the connections on their own, you can explain it to them - but…

Yup.  No one asked for a manifesto.

Guess it really will be a White Christmas!

Yeah, let’s be honest - your kid doesn’t care about Harrod’s Santa vs. Marks and Spencer Santa.  That’s just you wanting to feel fancier when you take your kid to see Santa, and if you want that, you can shell out the cash.

Don’t you DARE skip Decorative Gourd Season, motherfucker!

“I will not be ignored!!!”

Yup.

See, I’m the opposite for my check-ins. I have a nice carry-on bag, but my check-ins? Thrift shop baggage that is easy to carry/roll but looks like the property of a broke-ass bitch with nothing valuable inside.  The nicer your bag, the more inclined some worker is to steal it.

Basically all your cold weather gear: boots, winter socks, leggings, hat, gloves... whatever you need to keep you from frostbite and/or freezing to death is worth investing in.

I was so hoping someone had posted that.  Always pay for the boots.

Kids need homework so they can learn how to study on their own.

Better idea: just know where the mixer is and have literally any rando whip the cream. Seriously, it requires next to no skill - they just have to hold the mixer in the bowl of cream - it’s not exactly a difficult task.

Uh, only if you’re going to Friendsgiving or you know your host doesn’t Adult like that.  My family thanksgivings are hosted by one of two aunts and bringing utensils to those dinners would be like bringing my own toilet paper “in case they didn’t have enough.”  Like, it’d go right past insulting into “that kid’s…

For cold coffee, switch to Cold Brew - much less bitter.  Also consider making a french press coffee with less-than-boiling water steeped for 5 minutes.  Also a gives a less-bitter taste.

Yeah, I always just figured it was “I’ve been sitting for hours and I’m sick of it.”

Yeah, just like those people that think Sean Connery’s Bond raped Pussy Galore are intentionally misinterpreting it.  I mean, the movie clearly showed she liked it after she stopped fighting.

This is my stance on it too. It’s a mildly-creepy “no means try harder” product-of-its-time song that isn’t actually any good musically or lyrically and I just don’t care either way. Yes, it’s creepy, but so are a zillion other songs out there so I don’t why this one pulls out the rabid defenders. If you’d stop…