I guess that’s what happens...

I wonder when Blizzard is gonna introduce the stealth melee archetype. It’s one of the few things currently missing from the roster. I’m kinda dreading it.

It’s more of if you really only want a specific item. For instance, I really only want the DVa skin since my wife is Korean and I think that’s a neat thing to have, but there is nothing I can do to improve my odds of getting that one specifically. I don’t think the issue is really getting everything, but getting the…

Mothereffing banhammer!

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Thee

As a Michigan alum, holy shit I love that crazy bastard.

the problem isnt pokemon go... the problem is you lot using the car to go for walks......

This passage highlights exactly why institutions of higher learning shouldn’t be in the business of adjudicating rape: “Every rape victim wants what campus activists are asking for: a fair investigation, counseling to help with their trauma, a home where they feel safe, people who listen.” They can and should have all…

Need to share this but today I got play of the game as Symmetra and it consisted of me being killed, my ragdoll going ass over teakettle, and a still shot of my corpse as my robot friends killed a couple people off screen.

They’re really old, washed up players who make a CRAP load of money...that only a few teams, like Man U, can afford. Since they are such a global brand (barf).

At least they keep getting old players like Falcao or Ibra and don’t do anything and lose! Yay popular Man U!

Easier to fall over

Ahghghghg that little einsteins song. (“Pat pat pat pat patpatpatpatpatpat!”)

At least you don’t have to listen a cover by some 12 year old of a song that I think is called “Stitches”.

Wait until child #2 comes along and you get to relive this horrid musical torture. We were finally beyond the Thomas shit, until my two-year-old recently discovered the show, and now demands that the four of us sing the Thomas theme song together before she goes to bed. It doesn’t help that my wife will sing anything…

I miss Little Einsteins. My kid doesn’t like to mix up his shows. He’s all about one for a few months, and then he never wants to watch it again. He’s gone from Caillou (obviously the worst - I’m glad he doesn’t want to go back), to Shaun the Sheep (the best - I love that show), to Tumbleleaf (not only annoying, but…

i still haven’t figured out what exactly qualifies as an emergency. thankfully, the baby hasn’t been exposed to frozen yet, but my head is constantly full of Daniel Tiger songs (use your words, use your words) and the other two you mention. Also, Annie (form little e) is the worst

Don’t get me started about the pixie dust! That bitch spreads pixie dust around like it’s going out of style. Emergencies only! Not a chance. I’d use pixie dust to help me shit if I thought it would do any good. Wasteful.

I lost my shit the other day when Little Einsteins was on. “Honey, why the hell have I been hearing small parts of the same fucking symphony for the better part of an hour. Did the conductor of the London Symphony Orchestra have a stroke?”