Grass is always greener, etc., etc. Also, royalty is much more appealing when they aren't the schmucks making your tax laws.

I think you've confused the Windsors and the Duggars...

The problem with Wallis is that she was a divorcee, not that she was Catholic (though that didn't help)*.

I hope none of these delicate flowers ever attend my college, where skinny-dipping in the fountain has been traditional for 90+ years....

*proudly wears her "Bryn Mawr College Dept. of Psychology: 118 Years of Women Without Penis Envy" t-shirt*

Srsly. Where is the chowdah?!

That, and Wawa is a revelation all by itself. I totally had a road-to-Damacus moment the first time I went there. /Wawa-4-lyfe

You have got to have the Final Fantasy victory music in there somewhere.

Depending on the Nespresso machine desired, you might be able to afford it! That is to say, the newest machine is $100 alone, $150 with external frother. The one with the built in frother is still $400, though.

...was this man named "Mycroft Holmes" by any chance? (b/c Sherlock!Mycroft is totes a stalker)

You get a star because librarians with flintlock pistols.

Make sure you hold out for the 750. Makes your soups and smoothies right in the machine!

Nothing beats "The Christians and the Pagans" by Dar Williams for the title of best Winter Holiday song EVAR. NOTHING.

I didn't know Loki went for moose as well as horses.

While I appreciate the pointing-and-mocking of Starbucks, can we leave Wawa lattes out of this? Mostly because Wawa is one of mankind's greatest achievements.

As someone with a bit of a natural tan, I never understood why pale-skinned people worked so hard to make themselves look like badly tanned leather. Especially blond(e) people. Seriously, if your skin is darker than your hair color, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

I'm pretty sure that's the message of Christianity 1.0 (the only version released before the trolls hacked it).

But how else am I going to know how cold it is outside the plane and how far we've traveled so far?!

For those not in Texas, please donate to the Davis campaign in lieu of voting for her.

Six inches forward, five inches back!