TEA EMERGENCIES INCLUDE: Tea exists, and is not currently being consumed by me. Thanks.
TEA EMERGENCIES INCLUDE: Tea exists, and is not currently being consumed by me. Thanks.
Car broke down? Have a cup of tea. House on fire? Have a cup of tea. World ending? Have a cup of tea? Out of tea? Have a cup of... dammit...
* Tea emergencies can include but are not limited to: something bad happened; something good happened; something might happen soon but I’m waiting to see; it is the afternoon; it is the morning; something reminded me of tea; there is a social gathering that requires tea.
As an avid multi-cups a day tea drinker, that definition is spot on. Feeling sad? Cup of tea. Celebrating? Cup of tea. Your head’s come off? Cup of tea. You’re dead? Cup of tea.
* Tea emergencies can include but are not limited to: something bad happened; something good happened; something might happen soon but I’m waiting to see; it is the afternoon; it is the morning; something reminded me of tea; there is a social gathering that requires tea.
A girl asked my high school biology teacher if you could get pregnant from swallowing.
So, his Wiki page has been updated with this important life discovery:
Hold on a second there, LADIES.
Barbierei will go back to his side gig sitting on the board of a pregnancy center in the state.
I swear to GOD if I ever found out my (actual) son had done something like this his life wouldn't be worth living for about two years.
Glad the mother was horrified instead of making some cliched remark about boys being boys or just kidding. Or turned into scary momma bear and how dare someone call out her snowflake.
This is incredibly satisfying. Nothing is more wonderful than the idea of misogynists having to admit their misogyny to the one woman who they think is somehow different. It's a beautiful thing.
just once I want to stay in a hotel with a homosexual lobby. I hear they are FAAAABULOUS
Whatever the final catalyst is, I'm for it. Fuck their dumbass Quiverfull bullshit up the ziggy with a waa-waa brush.
Because of their uncompromising stand on marriage and abstinence, the homosexual lobby has drawn a bully bead on Jim and Michelle Duggar.
The end bead on a string of anal beads.
The dark side of arts and crafts.
homosexuals launched a very frightening and fast-growing petition
WE HATE THE DUGGARS!!!!!
Rabid homosexual activists