Ever since I found out Vin Diesel is a giant nerd who taught Judi Dench how to play D&D (she now DMs for her grandkids) he can do no wrong in my eyes. No matter how many awful movies he makes.

Get a Vitamix! Those things are the shit.

I think there are also chain-of-custody/documentation issues that require bodies to be transported via ambulance or coroner's van. Not mention basic respect for the dead.

Depends. It could be an open marriage...

Dear Meghan,

As this is an ocean-themed post, I feel the Nopetopus would be more apropos.

Umm, are you new? This is the man that brought us "logging", "bubbling", and "rosebudding". Two headed dolphins are tame in comparison.

Get XKit. In addition to the many, many other ways it makes Tumblr more user-friendly (that is to say, user-friendly at all), it will block sponsored posts. Doesn't work on the mobile app, unfortunately, but works wonders on a computer.

Sunlight does provide vitamin D, which helps us depressives feel better. HOWEVER, modern technology has invented the sun lamp, which gives you all the shiny vitamin D of the sun without having to leave the house. I have this one, but there are lots of other choices out there.

All gender is performative. The problem is women are expected to play "feminine" ALL THE FUCKING TIME. If we don't, we're punished for it. If we do, we're punished for it. There's no way to win beyond destroying the patriarchy.

Since you're here, I'll repeat one of the suggestions made above: a "report" button. Faster than a speeding email, more powerful than commenter complaints, able to hide vile .gifs in a single click (or ten)! Add in a way for the mods/IT to unhide comments that were spite-reported and you've got a system.

I vote for a "report" button that auto-hides the comment when a certain threshold is reached. So, if one person reports you, comment stays visible. 10 people? Your comment goes into moderation to be deleted or reinstated by the mod. Still puts a burden on the mod, but also prevents users from spite-hiding comments.

I want the *last* line of my obit to be "May the Force be with you." Burn me in my Jedi robes, boys!

Fuck this crossover shit, my lady-self will take a Carrera or a Boxster, please.

I am not a parent, but I have to say, astronaut gear would be cool. Also, unisex.

Not good enough! Have you lived there for seven years? Have you made improvements to the property? /urban planner who remembers her planning law course

*mind blown* Welp, my view of what sailors get up to at sea has definitely changed...

It also meant that Harry could be sent into warzones, being the spare. Also good PR, what it showing the Royals were willing to share in the danger the common working stiffs were in without having to risk the succession. Plus, Harry seems to enjoying himself.

Oh, I am quite sure men read and enjoy erotic fiction. I am just somewhat boggled by the idea of a ship full of Navy sailors relaxing with Nora Roberts and Jane Austen.