But styled like furniture from 1899

Uh, Alfa's last year in the US was 1995...2014-1995=19. Where the hell are you getting 35 years?

Yet another reason for me to get an Abarth

I have a soft spot for this unloved bastard, but I'm realistic about how awful it was. This overly enthusiastic owner is delusional at best. I did appreciate its smaller size though, and the hatch looked good.

"OMG. What's 5.0? We're idiots!"

Funny, there are many many families w 4 kids in the rest of the world that do just fine without a 6,000 lb behemoth. I'm sure non-american farmers get along without them just fine. This kind of vehicle is almost exclusively an American perversion

A needlessly stupidly oversized box...Very few people can make a valid argument for needing one of these.

I'm more impressed by people that are funny without being assholes and ripping everything apart.

I never think of the original Taurus as a bad car in any way, or one that is thought of people as such. It was pretty groundbreaking in its day, and the SHO was a gem.

The later ones with the 944 motor yes, early ones were utter garbage. Leaked and burned oil from every possible seal or junction.

I love so many things AMC, especially the Pacer. Prime candidate for a resto mod

I remember the X-11s actually being pretty decent and kinda quick for the time

My dad's coworker bought a 3 year old model for $900 when I was a kid, to use as a winter beater in harsh Boston winters. It never ever broke down or fail to start, and he never had to put any money in it other for wearable items; tires, brakes, clutches, etc, which were all dirt cheap. It got passed down to his…

Much much better than an SVO or any Fox body. Under rated for sure, still looks cool

Never thought the Aztec was as ugly as everyone seems to say its. I always thought its Buick cousin the Rendezvous was actually much more offensive with its red baboon ass massive tail lamps and utterly disjointed lines. Regardless, ugly does not a bad car make.

Everyone's a hating asshole with all the knowledge when they hide behind their computer and an avatar or screen name.

You say ugly, I say funky cool. Would drive

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But, but it's FWD so it can't be any good, because everything RWD is so much better! I know this because that's what I read, plus I've seen lots of Inital D episodes.

No default German cars from the 'me-too' sheep contingent either! Winning....