I'm imagining an entire room full of sweaty, beer-breath doods in popped polo shirts pulling this shit, and I'm just exhausted. Vibrators exist so that no woman should ever have to endure this.
WTF is that guy doing to the poor women of Georgia?
I love how 5 and 6 are self-explanatory, but 4 is not. GET HARD.
Yah. I couldn't find a gif with the whole thing.
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I know — hand that girl a salad! She'd be the best stock photo ever taken!
I think whoever approved the posting of this (I'll bet totally true) story should be stripped of that duty. It should never have gone live, but just turned over to the police immediately.
Yes, but I just really super duper can't stand her. She spews a lot of bullshit and is still held up as a paragon. Plus, she's a mediocre actress. MEDIOCRE. Blammo! *drops mic*
Oh, yes — that great feminist Nat Port. That great, Polanski-supporting feminist Nat Port. http://feministguidetohollywood.blogspot.com/2009/10/natali…
Wow. What struck me going through the slide show was now refreshing it was to see the women display actual personality and strength and be actual people — not just blank clothes hangers. I feel so much of fashion, especially advertising, leaves women slack-jawed, thoughtless, and vapid-looking, and it really…
Daddy needs his sleeping pill? You, bet baby. Wash it down with my special, homemade decaf...
Nothing says "one of a kind" like having an enormously-paid consultant tell you what to do. What adventure!
I tried those, and was able to scratch out a brief poem about tampons, but that's it. Ode to Things I Stick in My "Hole for Men's Pleasure" turned out great, though.
Well, I am a lady writer and I can tell you that there's a very valid reason to only read straight cis men: A writer can only write with a penis. Literally.
Body-Positive Wolf-Crying Run Amok — I'm glad the attempted-positivity is running amok! It's still probably only one half of one percentage of the people writing about women and our bodies.
Cali #4! Yup, we pay a shit ton of taxes, but at least women are still (mostly) people here. Pinko liberal states FTW!
They have top men working on top woman.
Jebus, between this bullshit (which will end in a book deal) and the rapey-marriage shit from yesterday's book, is that man-child in Austin the only person greenlighting book deals nowadays?