Hugs. I hope you can drink his tears anon.

Unfortunately, we all "get" Scotts.

GUYS NAMED SCOTT. This is so true I made the villain of my damn book a Scott. Fuck you, Scotts. You know why.

"...her period, which is a type of bitch infection that women get in their underpants."

Him: Will you be my lawfully wedded PR partner?

Is that a penis in your ear, or do you just have bad taste in music?

Living every day in the happy now is my goal, and I think I slowly get there, even though I'm not yet 40. I've had some bad shit go down, but I'm working every day to try and be thankful for the non-shit shit and to hold on to that, instead of what I can't have. I hope that's the age-50 lesson.

I'd totally do Tumnus, tho. Not ashamed.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'm scared, hold me!

I mean Gnomeo & Juliet

Kill him and eat him! That's cold. Tasty, but cold.

F: Centaur. He's the least weird, and I think we all know that that's saying fucking something.

If only Alyssa Milano's jumpsuit didn't have those fugly tapered legs. But then again, I pretty much detest every single Stella McCartney thing I ever see.

Well, I for one am glad we finally have some shows on TV that highlight white dudes. I mean, turn on any other show and they only appear as what — 80% of the characters?

FIRST!!!11!!!!!

I can't. The douche is too strong! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaahhhhh I'm growing a wispy, unattractive beard by proxy!

I'm not crying — there's just some freedom in my eye. Sniff.

It might be the best thing I ever made.

Sexually transmitted demon?