It's almost as if the testimony of their constituents doesn't need to be listened to because they're already decided the issue. A+ governance.

Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte or a Miranda? I'm a real Feminist, so I'm a Carrie in that I wear head to toe blood when I interact with my womyn time.

When Cosmo sex tips go bad.

I could give not one half of one solid fuck what anyone thinks I ought to wear. I'd rather go to my grave at 99 in sequins than ever spend one day dressing like a fucking sweater set khaki yawn monster.

Cali's got problems, but damn, it's days like this when I'm really proud to live here. And think of the small kids who enter the school system in years to come — they won't think this is odd in any way. Trans* kids being treated well will be the norm, and all the kids around them will think nothing of their Trans*…

On Wednesdays we eat pink grapefruit.

Oh, definitely. The problem is TOO MUCH ATTENTION towards sexual misconduct. Yup. Schools are just falling all over themselves to help and believe victims.

I always knew that Aniston annoyed me, but I had no good reason why. Well, now I do. BIG MACS OR GTFO. It is a perfect food, and if your body can't handle it, then I say to you perhaps your body is the problem, madam!

I like the cut of your jib, turncoat!

Good PR job, Paula. I definitely think you're less of an asshole now.

Ooh u good woman u not wear thing for reason book deal.

I, for one, welcome our syrupy new overlords.

Human females look like human beings without makeup! HIDE THE KIDS, PEOPLE EXIST!

Notice that among the consensual adult things that should be legal there is no mention of the wimmens being in control of their own bodies. LET'S NOT GET CRAZY, PEOPLE.

She wears horses on her blouse and birds on her shoes. Her Zooey bangs go really well with her romance-novel writing.

Well, a bunch of the folks in that survey were women, so their votes shouldn't count.

Pictures like that are more appropriate in the COCKpit or Flight Dick areas.

PP unit for short. I mean long. ;)

I'm hoping She has a sense of humor. She invented it, after all.

And lo, everyone screamed, "Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my Gooooood!" and it was good.