I disagree, I think it needed to be said. The “all female game characters must be sexy,” thing is something that is often overlooked as an issue, even though female characters shouldn’t ONLY be sexy, and should be able to be a wide variety of personality types, body figures, face types, etc. That concept is limiting…

Umm...but he had played the game. In fact, this all started over a video of him playing the game. In fact, he gave a combined total of over 3 hours playing the game live just to prove his point when the RoBros overreacted. If playing the game and letting people see what it was like for themselves is libel...

This actually makes me uncomfortable. I know you mean well, but it’s the same thing when people call me a hero just because I’m a veteran. I prefer to think of myself as nothing particularly special, because having courage or being a hero comes with a lot of obligation and responsibility baggage.

Keep hanging there ( or whatever I can say that indicates my praise and recognition of your courage)!

I’m currently wrestling with my own gender identity and leaning more and more towards some form of trans every day. I have two sisters: My oldest sister is married with three kids, my middle sister is a lesbian.

What are the odds, right? Both siblings? I’m sorry Lilly didn’t get to have full control of her own narrative as Lana did, but seeing lightning strike twice, in a way, is kind of fantastic.

I think it would be different if he were to apologize a while from now and accompany it with something to the effect of “you made me really think about the fact I treated female journalists like groupies instead of professionals doing their job and haven’t done it since. I really was a dick,” because I’m assuming what…

Snake is just some A+ brooding white male material. He has: a scar, a troubled past, an amazing voice (thank you, David Hayter and, to a far lesser extent, Kiefer Sutherland), he wears skintight pants, he’s mysterious, he looks good in an eyepatch. He even smokes. There was at one point, however, a complex fan theory…

Too easy. It’s not exactly subtext in Top Gun.

I counted 5 in the first 60 seconds, your point is well made.

...have you seen many Jean Claude Van Damme films?

Perfect! I’ve never seen Showdown in Little Tokyo, that’ll be perfect I can appreciate the homoerotic sub...ok no sub it’s just text I can appreciate the homoerotic plotline for what it is fresh and pure. (i almost listed Lethal Weapon above but I realized to my sorrow that Gibson’s horrible personality has ruined…

I was not aware of my bisexuality in the 80s and frankly now consider watching all those movies and NOT appreciating them on that level as wasted time.

You make an excellent point! Even more evidence that headcanon is always better.

Totes. Also Big Trouble in Little China (unrequited man crush). And for that matter Rambo, I just assume he was drummed out of the service after he was outed by a jealous officer, and his subsequent treatment is further proof.

I guess you’ve never seen a little movie called Die Hard? Why do you think he had such trouble staying with his wife? Total closet case. And all that Rambo stuff was clearly just overcompensating to establish some fictional notion of heteronormative masculinity he didn’t ever feel he truly live up to.

Yeah, but now we have a gazillion times more slutty sluts slutting it up all over everyone but me! That’s a bigger tragedy than any form of cancer!

Oh sweet, I got here first!

Allow me to present all of my angry/fuck everything gifs...

You missed me completely. I didn’t lose my temper because I don’t think bathrooms should be gender segregated. That was someone else. My point was that the asshole ‘feminist’ was arguing that trans women being allowed in womens’ rooms is an assault on her ‘femaleness’. Meanwhile, she is entirely willing to dismiss the…