Scale birds!

Fun. Something else for me to worry about now that I’m a skirted-American.

And get pounded in the butt by it.

Umm...

Uhh....Derbel McDillet?

That’s kinda why I think he’s the best. Because he’s the worst.

And why stop at female? “What if they weren’t white?” “What if they weren’t straight”

I realize you’re using “DDD cups” as a stand-in for “overly sexualized female characters”, but there’s a bunch of reasons you shouldn’t do that, including

so duck move,

Umm...but he had played the game. In fact, this all started over a video of him playing the game. In fact, he gave a combined total of over 3 hours playing the game live just to prove his point when the RoBros overreacted. If playing the game and letting people see what it was like for themselves is libel...

Would you believe that I only really got that joke a few weeks ago?

Humans are terrible

My first encounter with the Skinwalker myth was from the Dresden Files, where one is introduced by giving Harry one hell of a poke in the 3rd eye, a freaking archangel talks about it like a disappointing cousin, Harry gives it literally everything he has and then some just to bloody its metaphorical nose, and one of…

This actually makes me uncomfortable. I know you mean well, but it’s the same thing when people call me a hero just because I’m a veteran. I prefer to think of myself as nothing particularly special, because having courage or being a hero comes with a lot of obligation and responsibility baggage.

Men get harassed too! Men get raped by women! I’m not going to do anything about this fact, it just means you should shut up!

So, I imagine that if a gay/bisexual guy—let’s just say it’s Jean Claude Van Damme—were to act exactly the same, including pulling you into a kiss at the end of the interview, you’d be okay with it?

You know what I take from all this?

I’m currently wrestling with my own gender identity and leaning more and more towards some form of trans every day. I have two sisters: My oldest sister is married with three kids, my middle sister is a lesbian.

Snake is just some A+ brooding white male material. He has: a scar, a troubled past, an amazing voice (thank you, David Hayter and, to a far lesser extent, Kiefer Sutherland), he wears skintight pants, he’s mysterious, he looks good in an eyepatch. He even smokes. There was at one point, however, a complex fan theory…