Is anyone else kinda bored of boobs? I I mean, I love them as much as the next guy but our culture spends so much time and energy shoving them in my face they’re barely even erotic anymore. Can we as a culture start obsessing over something else? Bellies jiggle and are erogenous zones. Can we at least fetishize cute…

My friends and I gather regularly at one of their houses, which is located in the backwoods of the Appalachians where there is absolutely zero cell signal. None. First time I took my girlfriend out there to meet everyone, I said “You know, you must really trust me.”

I’m just in general a big fan of songs done in different styles. It can make you rethink the original. Postmodern Jukebox is a treasure trove of this, and they go both ways. From redeeming the unfathomably awful Wiggle by replacing Jason DeRulo with a white woman (and a long-ago appropriated swing style):

Also excellent, from Bani-Chan on Tumblr:

Yeah, but now we have a gazillion times more slutty sluts slutting it up all over everyone but me! That’s a bigger tragedy than any form of cancer!

Fair enough. I wasn’t singling out you, blame Kinja’s comment system. I just saw that she did make a few good points re: bathrooms in India, and there were a lot of people replying to her, and I chose you basically at random because there was no way for me to tell who was replying to which post.

I just want to say that I’m completely against this sort of legislation, but the person you’re responding to (not sure which particular post you’re responding too) has made a point. Separate bathrooms were established as part of early feminist reforms because, just like now, women faced sexual assault up to and…

I keep seeing the expected defense: Men are no doubt described just the same.

Have...have we forgotten how to have babies? I mean, I’m not a woman and I’ll probably never have kids but...we, as a species, have been doing this for a while now. How can a “birthing method” be trendy? Are people actually going to comment on the particular artistry with which you fire the baby cannon?

Let’s just say that I’ve had important people in my life who really liked clowns and leave it at that.

Actually, not true. Only the Whiteface-type clown gets to be fully white. Generally, the Whiteface is the “leader” of the other clowns, though how much he is actually in control varies.

My father’s side of the family is Old Southern lowland aristocracy my mother, during her formative years, lived variously in Pennsylvania, New York, Boston, and pre-Castro Miami, picking up a bit of everything to add to her family’s natural “I can’t believe they’re not Jewish” pseudo-Yiddish accent, and I grew up deep…

So...this?

Alexandra: If she wasn’t rocking weapons I’d think Quiet’s been made to wear this against her will. Because that is the only way someone would ever wear this.

This sums up my experience reading Jane Austen.

...baka!”

I thought she used makeup?

Oy. Thanks for that. Can’t say he’s much worse either than, say, Trump, but the Orange Goblin hasn’t actually been elected yet. Teach me to not thoroughly research everything I say...no, probably not, but at least I learned something today.

...yes, in fact, that was why I said it like I did. I’m also aware that you can be a black, Jewish Romani. I’m starting to get the impression you’re looking for a fight, but I’m not going to oblige.