So...not much for the Round Table approach, although definitely yes on the betrayals and backstabbing.

What if I told Willie that wearing leggings allows me to make my queefs sound like a duck call?

Fuck Donald Trump and anyone else suggesting someone with a gun could stop these kinds of shootings.

I am clearly a lady Jesus because I find myself capable of having sympathy for lots of people simultaneously.

Because no one wants to see a man ass sandwich....

And up until the end, he still had supporters who would point to that exorcism as proof that he was above reproach.

Donating to charity is SUPPOSED to be anonymous, at least in Christianity.

why did i lol why why why why

I’m not arguing that the contract with the sea witch and giving up her voice isn’t incredibly powerful symbolism for what kind of agreement she’s making as a woman of the land. In the older story she even turns into foam because she won’t kill the prince, who has already married another. She gets thankless martyr…

Bullshit! Ariel wanted to be out from under her father’s thumb and be able to explore dry land. Once she got out into the great big city... er, land, that’s when she was seduced by the only acceptable role for women, which is to be mute and beautiful and bang-able. Stay at home, kids!

"Speaking of uncomfortable attraction, Ariana Grande. Wow. I mean, she does everything to make herself look like a child playing dress-up with the clothes Mommy dances in, but...it just works for her"

This gif is never not applicable.

"I don't see what "training" you could do for that"

That was so beautiful and heartbreaking. I hope you find some peace in 2015.

From someone who lives in Dubai - you are welcome to never visit and live in your house of hypocrisy. Hope the view is great.