Nah man, you can’t learn luck. Anyone can learn a skill with time and practice, but you’re either born lucky or you’re not. (People in my family tend to be born lucky, it’s kinda weird)

I find the increasing ability to create things in Minecraft existentially terrifying. Why? Because it gives credence to the theory that our entire world might be a simulation.

Since this seems to have been resolved, I wanted to add an amusing anecdote. When I was in college, my friends and I got an apartment together. We were like a 90s tv executive’s idea of diversity: a black guy, a white guy, a white woman, and a white guy in a wheelchair. One day our black friend came back from the…

I have a pretty high tolerance, and, I mean...you do you, lady...but...can we agree this is a little gross? Just a bit?

It wasn’t half bad. Now, beondegi, that shit tastes like nightmares and Satan’s asshole.

Disagree on both counts. I specified that she didn’t turn me on because I’m demisexual. I evaluated her bosy based purely on aesthetics, then made an emotional connection to the image presented. Libido is, in fact, an emotion and this fact is why pornography has repeatedly been determined in court to be art. Do you…

Deserving or not, she provoked a reaction in me, which means to me it is effective art.

Personal history. Among other things, I had a girlfriend who struggled with depression and cystic fibrosis, but died in a car accident two years ago. I’ve always felt like an outside observer, like I was superfluous, and I fell in love with someone who needed help, and my life experiences up to that point were…

Well, she did. That was a semi-joke anyway, I have a lot more body image issues than the average guy, I totally wouldn’t post a nude of myself.

As a male, I’m not sure how I should respond to this. So I will respond honestly and openly, in the spirit of the exercise.

He looks like a melting wax dummy of Christopher Walken.

I don’t care about WoW in the slightest, but I’m gonna use this as an opportunity to address something that grinds my gears.

On the other hand, men’s underwear ads seem to be marketed to women.

Jesus. How did your family react? I have a sinking feeling I know, but I hope I’m wrong.

Not even a fraction of the pile Stephen King threw out.

What I take from this is that as long as it looks cool and you can tell who it’s supposed to be, Oda don’t give a fuck. Given his work schedule, I don’t blame him.

Looks like the exchange occurred on an iPhone, so he was probably having siri transcribe for him.

Don’t forget:

Just want to say, as a former creepy shoulder rubber, I never realized how uncomfortable I made women. I honestly thought I was being nice and that it might somehow lead to a relationship. It fills me with (well-earned) shame whenever I read comments like yours. I don’t blame anyone for not calling me out, I blame our…

Maybe a person wants to see another with sour gummi bears on another’s stomach.