Add Lucky Charms to my list:

This is why Elizabethtown cannot possibly be the worst movie ever made.

Anyone here ever actually smelled real gun oil (CLP)?

I think the last Twilight film had one stroke of actual genius, where it shows just how much better the movies and books could have been. In the books, it ends with a total anticlimax where someone shows up and says “Bad stuff will happen if you fight!” And even the bad guys are like “Bad stuff? Can’t have that! Let’s…

That can hardly be put solely at her feet. Go to any given convention and count the Harleys if you doubt me.

Read that last one in the guy from the Hatred trailer’s voice. It’s an overblown, breathy rasp, like an out of shape guy doing a terrible Christian Bale Batman impression after a jog.

After my girlfriend died I told people what to say, but I just wanted somebody to say it without prompting:

I read that in his somnambulent monotone, and laughed so loud people on the bus stopped staring at me.

My favorite part of that is, because Dr. King’s family would probably sue if they actually put him on there, they disguised him as a soldier.

On the other hand, I think if someone were to fact-check me and get that verified (even though the raw numbers on all counts are unreliable), it’d make a pretty good counterpoint to those people.

I think it’s worth bringing up that trans women of color are murdered more frequently in the US than Christians in the mideast. I ran the math, and may have made a mistake, but sounds correct to me.

I just ran some numbers and, granted there’s a lot of conjecture and educated guesses, but I found that relative to population size, trans women are murdered at a higher rate than Christians in the mideast.

Ah. I stand corrected on that point. I didn’t see that part, probably because I was reading it on my cell phone at the time.

It doesn’t say a random location, so that’s a bit of a leap. For all we know it could have been right in front of her apartment by a shocked group of friends. Generally an article would say if there were something strange.

First thing I thought of. Get back to me when you can get it in sword, or at least magical pendant, form.

I think that part of the problem is that we have for way, way too long (I’m talking since the dawn of agriculture) tied the two distinct, vital roles in society to gender. I call it “Hearth” and “Hunt.” Hearth roles are those that remain closer to home, and hunt roles are those that range abroad. That’s really it, and…

I know I am.

• What is the female equivalent of Jacob’s shirtlessness? Is Julie a werewolf with plunging necklines and miniskirts?

Called it.

Even more confusingly, the Anglican church was so tied to the British crown the Episcopalian church schismed off during the revolutionary war. About a decade ago, over the issue of confirming gay bishops, the American Anglican church schismed off from the Episcopalian. It tried to rejoin the Anglican church, but five…