...actually, he really could be. Jesus had a serious temper problem at times. He kept it in check mostly, but I think it’s one of Jesus’s more humanizing traits.

Or, you know, a religion that once preached a message of love, tolerance, forgiveness, and inclusion and did most of its spreading that way, before it also became a political institution and thus inherently corrupt. Whose public face is now, despite some views still shackled to that past of narrow-mindedness and…

I understood that as “religious culture I was raised in” and “not really practicing at the moment.” It wasn’t really that hard to parse.

Sneaking behind
these two guys and now I shot them
he’s still alive
not anymore. Oops I’ve been spotted
It’s Matrix time
Shoot him and mercy kill the last dude

Okay, I’m no ethnographer, but does Colombian Mestizo really count as White in America? Whiteness is a really vague, amorphous social construct to begin with, but the impression I get from our culture (to which way too often I feel like an outside observer) was that being from “Latin America” and having Spanish as a…

Am I the only person who actually loves this song, or is it just too on-the-nose?

I don’t think he really has to. Don’t get me wrong, a little introspection goes a long way, but Mike doesn’t seem the type to ever introspect. That doesn’t mean he can’t evolve and change as a character, nor does it mean he’s stupid (he’s clearly a clever guy who thinks well on his feet), just that he’s defined by his…

Which is kinda how the whole thing got started, them trying to slutshame one girl for daring to like him.

it’s a fake breastplate. Think Ricardo Montalban in The Wrath of Khan.

True, but no one knew that at the time. Even if it was intended from the beginning, it still felt like a CYA-retcon.

This really bothered me in MK9 (I don’t know if X has fixed it or not). When you ripped off a woman’s skin, there was no fat or mammary tissue on her chest. The pectoral texture just formed the shape of a boob.

I have severe lactose intolerance, love cheese, and often forget to take my lactaid. When I fart it’s like someone said the secret word on a kid’s show. Everybody stops what they’re doing and just. Starts. Screaming.

The Little Mermaid game for NES was an interesting case. I hated it back in the day because it was so freaking easy. I mean, it was ridiculously easy. There was a time though when it was all I really had, so I played the shit out of that game. That’s when I started to notice all the little secrets here and there.…

This could be good. This could be VERY good.

Not a judge. An unelected village council. They’re not governments, they’re closer to how everyone knows that certain neighborhoods in certain cities are “run” by one gang or another, and the real, elected government can’t do shit. So don’t think of any sort of actual legit government; think a bunch of gangsters.

I might be misremembering. I’m starting to think now it was 38. You know how the tit...I mean, fish...no, wait, right the first time. You know how the tits get bigger each time you tell the story.

The guy says, “my wife hated that bitch,” and literally the only thing the other guy can say is “she hot?” In the world that’s not misogynistic, the follow-up question would be: “why does your wife hate her?”

*raises hand*

At this point, I feel like we’re arguing over the shape of clouds. We both are looking at the same character models in the same games. I see unique characters who, though constrained by the bullshit requirement of being sexually attractive, still display an impressive array of body types within that, from flat to…

Those sketches of Makoto are concept art and no bearing on the final game. If that’s any sort of evidence, then this is what M. Bison looks like: