He's like that guy from Cracked.com. A human lollipop with a very fat head but a skinny body.

Funny thing. Technically, I'm not diagnosed with PTSD for that very reason. I'm diagnosed with nearly every symptom of it, and all the medicines I take are used to treat PTSD. But, officially, I don't have PTSD, so I guess you can't be diagnosed with it (at least not by a military doctor, civilians are different).

Thanks, then. It is kinda frustrating when if I even make cursory mention of her, even if she is far less central to the post than this one, pretty much all the responses are "That's rough, buddy." Though I really should make my longer replies into just blog posts.

She was very striking. Not conventionally attractive, to the point if I tried to describe her I'd probably make her sound grotesque. Yet she was not someone who faded into the background. She made a local magazine cover in her Harley Quinn costume, but I don't think even pictures do her justice. One of those people…

I originally wrote this as a direct reply to you, but for some reason posted it to someone else and, understandably, don't want to write it again: http://jezebel.com/ahem-time-for-…

I hate how if I reply to one person with a longish post, there's a good chance other people who I wish to see it won't. So read this: http://jezebel.com/ahem-time-for-…

No, I got what you said, and what you are saying is the way things are. Where we probably differ is in whether or not we believe the way things are is right.

Ahem. Time for me to post one of my famous "replies that should really be blog posts."

I love the p...er...Oswald Cobblepot. I'm convinced his character is the real villain ofthis season. The first scene he's in in the alley is the scene that convinced me this show had potential, and I could write a pretty deep analysis of just that one scene....unfortunately, by "just," I mean "I can't think of another…

If I had been Mr. M, I would have said something to the effect of "Hey, that means so can you. Tell you what, if you can breastfeed the baby, we'll pay you the same amount that we've been paying you to consult. Because that's the only way you're ever going to see another damn cent of ours."

I went to high school with a guy who now works as a small-time actor, stuntman, and wrestler. He's over 500 lbs, yet remarkably light on his feet, and can move almost completely silent. One of his regular gigs is at a haunted house where, naturally, he puts on a mask, bib overalls covered in blood, and carries a…

You can take my pumpkin spice Oreos when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Medusa wasn't a goddess. She was, however, a former priestess of Athena cursed into her monstrous form. So the original poster was in fact correct, and all of your corrections are

It's been three years since I left the army. I never even saw combat, but sometimes I still sometimes have nightmares about it. Just the constant fear and knowledge that people who hated me had complete control over my life. I see the faces of the people who made my life hell and sometimes I wake up in the middle of…

For some reason, this reminds me of QWOP.

Generally, my approach is to explain it in as excruciating detail as possible and then stop in the middle and say "aaand I'm a huge nerd." I also have this gif on standby for text conversations.

Some characters are more heavily gendered than others. Batman isn't a heavily gendered character in my opinion. A girl could have his origin and circumstances and essentially grow into the same character. The Joker could be either gender with no changes. Harley Quinn, however, requires a lot of changes to make her…

I love women, but I just prefer to cuddle.

Not to mention how many of them commit the unspeakable sin of wearing a hat indoors. I was taught that growing up, and as Sleepy Hollow showed us, that'd be more shocking to a founding father than gay marriage!