Hopefully their new look will be more Edgar Rice Burroughs cover and less Johnny Cash/June Carter impersonation.

Some serious male duckface going down with the Bachmanns.

He's a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, and his family owns a winery in Michigan. I didn't know they had wineries in Michigan, but whatever. I assume her kids are American citizens as well, and they're right in the middle of school, so she might end up feeling pretty lonely back in India.

Nah. His comment postdates the Manhattan Project at least.

Yeah, let's get Mike Priefer in on that too.

Sorry, no explanation, but there is a Finn face for every occasion.

He goes around spitting on people, for crying out loud. I couldn't even imagine all the shades of red I'd see if I had to wipe Bieber loogie off of my face.

I wish. I wish so hard for the alternate reality where consequences exist for him.

Was this your teacher?

Aww, what a cute kid.

There was one episode of American Idol where a contestant dedicated Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On" to his father — a song sung by a man murdered by his own father.

I feel like "Drugs" is a pretty good answer to most Beef-related questions these days.

Yeah upside down cake!

Maybe it's like being a "goodwill ambassador" for the UN. Some take it seriously and do all kinds of good work, and other times it's all a big fucking sham where the celebrity gets their image polished and the bureaucrats spice things up with a little Hollywood glitz and glamour.

I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat. It makes my dookie twinkle!

He's like Donald Trump — horribly critical of women's bodies while dwelling in a glass house himself. The same smug arrogance and the same weird way they end up screaming FAT & UGLY WOULD NOT BANG over and over like it's the sickest burn ever.

In the typical Bollywood format, you need a bad guy to threaten the heroine's chastity, and the actor Ranjeet built a career as one of cinema's most prolific rapists.

Getting kind of a Batman vibe from her thigh/wedgie gap.