Even regular thigh gap is just too attainable now. The future next big thing is being able to send a Coke can through your thigh gap without touching.

This is me trying to wrap my head around the fact that they actually made an over the top, R-rated, nonstop action movie that isn’t exploitative, actually develops its characters and doesn’t throw them away like trash, has consistent internal logic and actual story structure, and entertains the hell out of me from…

Don’t make fun of Thanos — he’ll bathe the starways in your blood!

Worth noting that Kanye had a solidly middle-class childhood, even accompanying his english professor mother to China and attending school there while she taught at Nanjing University. Not exactly a circumscribed, slum existence.

Many tears have been shed over Pomeranians. Tears of rage, tears of frustration, etc. Just please do yourself a favor and stop the internet research, because you already know it's a one-way ticket to crazytown. The epitome of NOT HELPFUL. You have a Pomeranian that honks sometimes, and maybe you want to water his…

Me too, but I never taught mine jack shit!

Wendy Lu and her Pomeranian, Daisy, traveled from San Jose, California, "to show the world that these little dogs are athletes, and they can do anything big dogs can do," Lu said.

Nah, Aaron Eckhart plays the President. Morgan Freeman is Speaker of the House.

Fix it, Jesus, oooh oooh

Why do people keep talking about the death penalty here? Where is that coming from? It was never on the table, and a conviction on first degree murder charges would have carried an automatic life sentence.

According to your source, the average sentence a second degree murderer in Montana can expect is 17 1/2 years. She killed him on federal land, so it's a federal case, but you'd expect those stats to be skewed upward since theoretically they're going after people like the Mafia or the Tsarnaevs. The prosecutor asked…

What's interesting is that she made an 11th hour attempt to withdraw her guilty plea, but was denied. She pled guilty to second degree murder during her trial, right before it would have gone to the jury. She took a plea to avoid first degree charges, but then when the prosecutors asked for 50 to life they were like…

Tishomingo County didn't see the murder as a case of an abused child turning on his tormentor. Instead, they saw a plot, a murder-for-hire conspiracy

I hate that I still have to go back to "The Wire" every time for examples of the screwed-up priorities of the justice system, but that show was just too dead on about everything. Some black or brown person doing horrible, horrible things to other black or brown people just gets a DGAF attitude from the people with…

The funny part is that if anyone was doing any bullying in the opposition to the bill, it was the business community. Chief among them the NFL — threatening to pull the Super Bowl had them waving the white flag almost immediately.

Rocking more bun than Jared Leto.

I could imagine someone's down-home reform school attempt on Justin Bieber turning to disaster pretty quickly. He's so awful that if you were ever stuck alone with him in the middle of nowhere, you'd stove his head in with a chunk of firewood in about 45 minutes.

I think the mom's in there for booze, which she's adamant about not being an issue for Ke$ha. If I was going to do some armchair psychoanalysis, I'd say that the reason she protests so much is because she secretly feels responsible for her daughter's issues with drinking. That's why she's so adamant about it only…

How is Ke$ha's mom giving these interviews? Isn't she in rehab herself?

I was ready with this picture for her new movie, "Unacceptable."